So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3937. | Andy (philivox) | 103.17 | 99% | 2019-01-31 |
| 3938. | Jordan (yourboijorn) | 103.16 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 3939. | Raymond (tsunira) | 103.16 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 3940. | Fayr (fayr) | 103.16 | 94% | 2016-11-12 |
| 3941. | SuperNothing (supernothing28) | 103.15 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 3942. | samson (swanson209) | 103.15 | 100% | 2016-02-28 |
| 3943. | F4 (f4p2) | 103.14 | 92% | 2016-12-16 |
| 3944. | Flounder (kublai_ow) | 103.13 | 97.2% | 2023-10-26 |
| 3945. | amateur typist (icolor) | 103.12 | 97% | 2016-07-15 |
| 3946. | gwynyor (gwynyor) | 103.11 | 97% | 2014-07-13 |
| 3947. | Grim (grimpansen) | 103.11 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
| 3948. | The Batman (mattman6886) | 103.11 | 96% | 2016-01-18 |
| 3949. | Azuri (divaaa) | 103.10 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 3950. | Jed (d1y3dc) | 103.10 | 99% | 2021-07-03 |
| 3951. | Liran (liranm89) | 103.10 | 96% | 2016-04-13 |
| 3952. | Maize (maizerowan) | 103.10 | 96% | 2014-06-21 |
| 3953. | Hugh (olowken) | 103.09 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 3954. | Jaxson (jaxxxson) | 103.09 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 3955. | johnny (stopbeatingme) | 103.09 | 97% | 2016-12-02 |
| 3956. | Neil (neilborde) | 103.07 | 99% | 2017-10-18 |
| 3957. | Giane (giane) | 103.07 | 99% | 2016-06-09 |
| 3958. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 103.07 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
| 3959. | Brandon (kempy92) | 103.07 | 92% | 2011-08-18 |
| 3960. | Karen (victrola) | 103.06 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 3961. | Loneos (loneos) | 103.06 | 94% | 2017-05-25 |
| 3962. | Justin🍝 (eliteshrimp) | 103.06 | 97% | 2015-10-19 |
| 3963. | MIKA (oniichan69) | 103.05 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 3964. | Allan (theallang) | 103.05 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 3965. | blue (blue2) | 103.05 | 92% | 2011-12-05 |
| 3966. | YJ (hanguoren) | 103.04 | 99% | 2022-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |