And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7658. | Noah (hvon) | 103.72 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 7659. | Malagasy_Typer (bradthegoat69) | 103.72 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
| 7660. | slow and clumsy (slow_and_c... | 103.72 | 98% | 2014-09-20 |
| 7661. | bar (the_barlat) | 103.72 | 92% | 2015-02-17 |
| 7662. | zone6 (zone6) | 103.72 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 7663. | a (alaloee) | 103.71 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 7664. | deathwiggle (deathwiggle) | 103.71 | 99% | 2022-08-22 |
| 7665. | Alex (alexe) | 103.71 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 7666. | Nicole (n_h999) | 103.71 | 95% | 2016-12-24 |
| 7667. | Ana (nanerkins) | 103.71 | 99% | 2014-01-16 |
| 7668. | Séamus (shay42) | 103.71 | 98% | 2015-12-25 |
| 7669. | Cau Be (caubelangthang) | 103.71 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 7670. | b lmao (matt16861) | 103.70 | 93% | 2014-04-07 |
| 7671. | justin (imbigman) | 103.69 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 7672. | Sujan (suzanshakya) | 103.68 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 7673. | viel (viel19) | 103.68 | 99% | 2021-06-05 |
| 7674. | smungathon (winkmarketresea... | 103.67 | 97% | 2017-01-18 |
| 7675. | (ach3ron) | 103.67 | 100% | 2022-12-31 |
| 7676. | Wesley (stillcallow) | 103.67 | 96% | 2011-12-08 |
| 7677. | Cameron (sigmaimu) | 103.66 | 97.9% | 2023-08-04 |
| 7678. | P (pacochen) | 103.66 | 99% | 2022-09-15 |
| 7679. | Me (hm29168) | 103.66 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 7680. | Your Mom (pmendez) | 103.66 | — | 2011-01-10 |
| 7681. | Master (nasty121) | 103.66 | 96% | 2013-02-19 |
| 7682. | the guy (stephengameryt) | 103.65 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 7683. | Machine Elf (kumi) | 103.65 | — | 2011-04-27 |
| 7684. | Collin (cxlliin_) | 103.65 | 99% | 2022-09-15 |
| 7685. | Joe (shmooo) | 103.65 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 7686. | GGEZREKTLMAO (grimlon) | 103.65 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 7687. | Adrian (apnestico) | 103.65 | 99% | 2017-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |