I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2093. | Muhammad (muhammad_s) | 117.82 | 99% | 2017-07-31 |
| 2094. | Michael (someone12135) | 117.81 | 99% | 2022-12-21 |
| 2095. | Cryp_ted (crypted06) | 117.80 | 99% | 2022-01-20 |
| 2096. | Mahmood Thompson (mat_i) | 117.76 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 2097. | Dirk (hobarey) | 117.75 | 98% | 2017-12-04 |
| 2098. | Bill (billzheng15) | 117.75 | 99% | 2023-02-26 |
| 2099. | Felix (thehappycatfelix) | 117.74 | 98.3% | 2023-05-28 |
| 2100. | William (giantpandashirt) | 117.74 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 2101. | Quiero (quierodeath) | 117.74 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
| 2102. | Alfred (alfoz88) | 117.73 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
| 2103. | cecilia (plumerias) | 117.72 | 98.6% | 2023-05-24 |
| 2104. | Raymond (crayray) | 117.72 | 100% | 2020-01-02 |
| 2105. | spidergrass (spidergrass) | 117.70 | 99% | 2024-12-10 |
| 2106. | Nathaniel (nvolfango) | 117.70 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 2107. | Trurl (travisdick) | 117.69 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
| 2108. | Ryan (carefullyslow) | 117.69 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 2109. | Sticky Ricky (sticky_ricky) | 117.67 | 98% | 2025-01-31 |
| 2110. | 🐱👤 (loomi) | 117.63 | 98% | 2019-08-10 |
| 2111. | Gareth (boomminecraft8) | 117.61 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 2112. | ccc (friz27) | 117.60 | 97.5% | 2025-03-14 |
| 2113. | no one (diendah) | 117.59 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2114. | Pranay (pbt17) | 117.58 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 2115. | str (sleepallday) | 117.56 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 2116. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 117.55 | 99% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2117. | kane (kanekane) | 117.54 | 96.7% | 2025-05-01 |
| 2118. | av (avnitp) | 117.54 | 98% | 2025-04-29 |
| 2119. | Boris (bb667) | 117.54 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 2120. | misha beburov (beburov) | 117.54 | 99% | 2023-09-28 |
| 2121. | Mike (headoros) | 117.52 | 97.6% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2122. | + (pigeon0) | 117.52 | 100% | 2025-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |