So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17414. | Noah (noah187) | 72.48 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 17415. | KidKid (kidkid) | 72.48 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 17416. | FS (kittyman31) | 72.48 | 98% | 2015-11-12 |
| 17417. | IGOR (lordiggy) | 72.48 | 95% | 2016-10-08 |
| 17418. | saad.py0 (zetsub0) | 72.47 | 95% | 2021-06-14 |
| 17419. | Chicken (theflyingchicken) | 72.47 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
| 17420. | Alex (t3dr) | 72.47 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 17421. | Allan (allanwchang) | 72.47 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 17422. | Vincent (themii154) | 72.47 | 95% | 2020-06-10 |
| 17423. | Nam (namphan17) | 72.47 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 17424. | 时快时慢 (andrewpsy) | 72.47 | 98% | 2011-10-17 |
| 17425. | Ben (benolson8) | 72.46 | 89% | 2014-02-15 |
| 17426. | Alex (sixthree) | 72.46 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 17427. | Marcos (aries569) | 72.46 | 91% | 2012-04-28 |
| 17428. | A (andkrs4) | 72.46 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 17429. | Darren (darrencst) | 72.46 | 92% | 2013-07-24 |
| 17430. | Steven (lobsterzilla) | 72.45 | 94% | 2012-09-27 |
| 17431. | sdr4wkc48 (sdr4wkc48) | 72.45 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
| 17432. | Jason (_bagel_) | 72.45 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 17433. | Karsten (dutchie3) | 72.45 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 17434. | danny (stewyvirus) | 72.45 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 17435. | potato (kongkan_) | 72.45 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 17436. | ^^ (guyangyi) | 72.45 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 17437. | Alorence (alorence) | 72.45 | 90% | 2014-10-13 |
| 17438. | Luke (tbsky92) | 72.45 | 89% | 2013-06-04 |
| 17439. | TW (trwo) | 72.45 | 94% | 2014-01-01 |
| 17440. | running_dog (persists) | 72.45 | 93% | 2017-03-26 |
| 17441. | Steven (stevn_) | 72.45 | 95% | 2015-09-05 |
| 17442. | Hugo (hugochiquito) | 72.45 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 17443. | jess (jessicareznik) | 72.44 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |