Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3660. | Squabbi (squabbi) | 62.71 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 3661. | Quin (ajvso) | 62.70 | 95% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3662. | Vodon (vodon) | 62.70 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 3663. | SETA (seta0257) | 62.67 | 96% | 2018-05-25 |
| 3664. | Melisa (colorsunimaginable) | 62.63 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 3665. | Grace (gchoi00) | 62.60 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 3666. | Dániel (yertofex) | 62.59 | 95% | 2017-11-12 |
| 3667. | Suede (esyed98) | 62.59 | 94% | 2019-06-26 |
| 3668. | Joel (jouel) | 62.55 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 3669. | The (manish8972) | 62.54 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 3670. | Liad (ozonzono) | 62.53 | 96% | 2019-08-16 |
| 3671. | サイデクス (sidex15) | 62.52 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 3672. | leo (sazaluev) | 62.52 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 3673. | Gidean (gidean) | 62.50 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 3674. | Kreingkrai (kengkreingkrai) | 62.48 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| 3675. | Roune Pro (chamrouenkit) | 62.48 | 96% | 2019-08-31 |
| 3676. | Garamonde (garamonde) | 62.45 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3677. | nothin (hotterthanyou) | 62.45 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 3678. | Steve (stevie_paaay) | 62.45 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 3679. | Sanji (kuroashi) | 62.44 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 3680. | Isaac (isaacdabeast5) | 62.43 | 95% | 2018-11-06 |
| 3681. | Eric (majesticmushroom) | 62.40 | 94% | 2018-07-22 |
| 3682. | onel (onel11) | 62.40 | 94% | 2018-09-10 |
| 3683. | NewKeyboard (sweatypancakes) | 62.39 | 95% | 2017-11-15 |
| 3684. | Zachary (glovesave74) | 62.38 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
| 3685. | Timothy (noma624) | 62.37 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
| 3686. | (dafler) | 62.36 | 95% | 2017-09-12 |
| 3687. | Martin (rocket1018) | 62.34 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 3688. | Borislav Nonquit (borislav) | 62.33 | 94% | 2017-12-04 |
| 3689. | aleX (waisa) | 62.33 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |