I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5467. | BuddDwyer (twerkadactyl) | 103.86 | 98.8% | 2023-11-21 |
| 5468. | Michael (tanglefoot) | 103.86 | 100% | 2023-11-06 |
| 5469. | David (d8vidherrera) | 103.86 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 5470. | Randall (randalla808) | 103.85 | 100% | 2022-03-13 |
| 5471. | HMan (edhac) | 103.85 | 99% | 2021-02-21 |
| 5472. | Lunsar (lunsar) | 103.85 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5473. | Manraj Singh (manrajcic) | 103.84 | 99% | 2022-09-28 |
| 5474. | Gerick (hydrokong) | 103.83 | 99% | 2021-07-10 |
| 5475. | hanuyoo (spicymiso) | 103.83 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 5476. | Winter (wintercolemak) | 103.83 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 5477. | Winrar (winrar_25) | 103.82 | 100% | 2025-06-19 |
| 5478. | Dylan (dolans) | 103.82 | 99% | 2020-10-21 |
| 5479. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 103.82 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 5480. | Twirkin Meerkat (ochu) | 103.82 | 99% | 2018-01-24 |
| 5481. | #code (hash_code) | 103.82 | 98% | 2020-04-03 |
| 5482. | rixia (pyrophorik) | 103.81 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 5483. | Jason (naestrome) | 103.79 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 5484. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 103.79 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 5485. | Nate (nateog) | 103.78 | 100% | 2021-10-01 |
| 5486. | oreo (allthingsoreo) | 103.78 | 99% | 2022-11-26 |
| 5487. | Faster (trans_rights) | 103.76 | 99% | 2022-09-02 |
| 5488. | chekhov (chekhov) | 103.75 | 98.8% | 2024-03-01 |
| 5489. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 103.75 | 100% | 2019-11-10 |
| 5490. | Ryan (replaytyfi) | 103.74 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 5491. | Uemi (uemichan) | 103.72 | 100% | 2022-12-02 |
| 5492. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 103.72 | 100% | 2025-03-04 |
| 5493. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 103.72 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
| 5494. | Yous (youscous) | 103.72 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 5495. | Mahler9 (jeremy0d) | 103.72 | 99% | 2017-05-01 |
| 5496. | Jason (supergjason) | 103.71 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |