As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12691. | Hydratictheta (flobosthefish) | 77.99 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 12692. | keyboardcrusader (ausmanbos... | 77.99 | 96% | 2015-10-23 |
| 12693. | Ruby (rubyjem00) | 77.99 | 92% | 2015-10-23 |
| 12694. | Howard (kyutal) | 77.99 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 12695. | Mellow (mellophor) | 77.98 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 12696. | duncs (duncs) | 77.98 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 12697. | greyb (greyb) | 77.98 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 12698. | Bismith (bismith) | 77.98 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
| 12699. | Lumen (nadirank) | 77.98 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 12700. | siva (cva123) | 77.98 | 97% | 2018-10-08 |
| 12701. | Luis Melquiades (luismelqui... | 77.98 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
| 12702. | Ath (athuu) | 77.97 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 12703. | Matin (matinkh) | 77.97 | 98.4% | 2021-02-26 |
| 12704. | Aryaman (aryaman_titan) | 77.97 | 96.8% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12705. | RuPaul (innersaboteur) | 77.96 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
| 12706. | Kevin (gkpc) | 77.96 | 99% | 2021-06-18 |
| 12707. | Elizabeth (htebazile) | 77.95 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 12708. | César (c3sar36) | 77.95 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 12709. | Alex (greenday308) | 77.95 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 12710. | Max (maxbro) | 77.95 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 12711. | GMJack (gmjack) | 77.95 | 95% | 2015-08-14 |
| 12712. | Antti (rustling) | 77.95 | 96% | 2019-07-27 |
| 12713. | Keane (keane_sarasas) | 77.95 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 12714. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 77.95 | 93% | 2016-10-17 |
| 12715. | scribblemaniac (scribbleman... | 77.95 | 96% | 2015-07-28 |
| 12716. | Earl Jannsen (ejlb15) | 77.94 | 95.1% | 2025-02-21 |
| 12717. | Michael (lastobelus) | 77.94 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 12718. | RedClown (redclown) | 77.94 | 95% | 2017-05-09 |
| 12719. | RyanNXD0120 (xuanduy1269) | 77.93 | 96.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 12720. | Rylan (moonraker505) | 77.93 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |