And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3709. | GameBender (anjerbridde) | 117.96 | 98% | 2012-12-23 |
| 3710. | Brandon (pengypopx) | 117.95 | 98% | 2013-08-29 |
| 3711. | chems (magichems) | 117.95 | 99% | 2023-09-26 |
| 3712. | Cory (gorycory) | 117.94 | 96% | 2013-09-30 |
| 3713. | Paul (spoonraker) | 117.94 | 95% | 2015-02-25 |
| 3714. | Michael (msalway) | 117.94 | 93% | 2012-11-13 |
| 3715. | Phenombox (phenombox) | 117.94 | 93% | 2016-03-10 |
| 3716. | Julia (victor_1439) | 117.94 | 100% | 2022-03-16 |
| 3717. | Evan (silberman) | 117.94 | 99% | 2013-06-10 |
| 3718. | Jimmy (jimbozeub128) | 117.94 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 3719. | Paul (paul_chan) | 117.94 | 94% | 2017-01-15 |
| 3720. | Michael (turbobuggie) | 117.93 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 3721. | Niki (swiftastic) | 117.93 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 3722. | goodyhi (goodyhislow) | 117.92 | 98% | 2019-05-26 |
| 3723. | Adam (adamhawkins) | 117.92 | 99% | 2021-11-28 |
| 3724. | .... (z1z2z3) | 117.91 | 85% | 2013-07-24 |
| 3725. | idiot typer (stevendeblat) | 117.90 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 3726. | Ryan (arjaysee) | 117.90 | 99% | 2019-11-23 |
| 3727. | mobi (mobiusxp) | 117.90 | 97% | 2015-02-03 |
| 3728. | Oraidas (bullninja800) | 117.90 | 98.6% | 2021-02-14 |
| 3729. | z0rp (z0rp) | 117.90 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 3730. | VYCanis (vycanis55) | 117.89 | 99% | 2023-04-26 |
| 3731. | waterismagnificent (wateris... | 117.89 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 3732. | Benny (bennylol) | 117.89 | 100% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3733. | Jesse (jeli2657) | 117.89 | 96% | 2016-03-08 |
| 3734. | Joseph (joseph_468) | 117.88 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 3735. | alex (rendr) | 117.87 | 94% | 2016-07-11 |
| 3736. | Alex (alexhchu) | 117.87 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 3737. | em (thelawsofjay) | 117.86 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 3738. | Ace (asae) | 117.86 | 92% | 2013-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |