Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5509. | beans (beans_baked) | 48.94 | 95% | 2020-08-22 |
| 5510. | Crazy (crazywasp) | 48.94 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5511. | kosta (edc654) | 48.93 | 95% | 2017-12-09 |
| 5512. | lettie (lnn285) | 48.93 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 5513. | (teinej) | 48.92 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 5514. | archu's anna (lord_kapildev... | 48.92 | 96% | 2018-04-30 |
| 5515. | Zakaria (zakosan) | 48.91 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 5516. | Alvise (anklud) | 48.91 | 99% | 2020-12-02 |
| 5517. | Shayan (skhan0819) | 48.91 | 96% | 2020-09-05 |
| 5518. | Bryce (bpolito8) | 48.89 | 95% | 2018-01-12 |
| 5519. | mahdi (carpenterbrother) | 48.88 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 5520. | Rakib (supertypo) | 48.87 | 100% | 2020-08-13 |
| 5521. | GanNaSong (gannasong) | 48.83 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
| 5522. | Sulabh (sulabh1190) | 48.82 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 5523. | Xtrics (christ0208) | 48.82 | 95% | 2019-04-12 |
| 5524. | Aamitth (aamitth) | 48.77 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 5525. | Steve (stevegocoding) | 48.76 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 5526. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 48.75 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5527. | Neuro (ayoalpha) | 48.75 | 94% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5528. | siva (cva123) | 48.75 | 95% | 2018-03-13 |
| 5529. | Gery (someperson69) | 48.74 | 94% | 2018-04-12 |
| 5530. | Richard (jump3r_22) | 48.72 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 5531. | Nadav (nadavb9) | 48.71 | 91% | 2020-02-05 |
| 5532. | Joan (joanwyss) | 48.69 | 93% | 2020-09-30 |
| 5533. | Vinny (thinktype) | 48.69 | 95% | 2019-07-06 |
| 5534. | Tri (tricaole) | 48.63 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
| 5535. | Aranyo (chimichenghiskhan) | 48.62 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 5536. | Ron (ronincognito) | 48.59 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| 5537. | ⠀ (ksven) | 48.59 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
| 5538. | Uddaya (uddaya) | 48.58 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |