The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3589. | Imran (noobb) | 60.16 | 99% | 2016-08-02 |
| 3590. | No (bambusnippel) | 60.16 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 3591. | Jacob (burton) | 60.15 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 3592. | CLICK (milliondollar) | 60.15 | 95% | 2015-02-11 |
| 3593. | Jason (jasonbourne) | 60.15 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| 3594. | ha.na234-love (haruna) | 60.14 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 3595. | ning (ning756) | 60.14 | 93% | 2013-08-08 |
| 3596. | Khoi (trummafia) | 60.14 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 3597. | Andrew (rentor) | 60.13 | 96% | 2014-08-30 |
| 3598. | clint (themontecristo) | 60.12 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 3599. | Zach (fourshadowz) | 60.11 | 88% | 2016-01-05 |
| 3600. | HOOPLA (ho0pla) | 60.11 | 95% | 2015-09-30 |
| 3601. | Typeracerer (typeracerer2020) | 60.11 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 3602. | FRATNIX (fratnix) | 60.11 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 3603. | Samo (samothepro) | 60.11 | 94% | 2020-10-30 |
| 3604. | Zeke (zekear27) | 60.11 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 3605. | Andy Hue (andy_hue) | 60.10 | 94% | 2023-07-12 |
| 3606. | AshenOne (kevinman117) | 60.10 | 92% | 2011-10-23 |
| 3607. | Steve (steve7414) | 60.10 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 3608. | Knortic (knortic) | 60.09 | 93% | 2016-11-25 |
| 3609. | Pixql (pixql) | 60.08 | 95% | 2023-03-14 |
| 3610. | dou (beahdou) | 60.07 | 93% | 2012-12-12 |
| 3611. | JOEL (joeledaniol) | 60.07 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 3612. | Miki (prevailer) | 60.07 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 3613. | can (metincan) | 60.06 | 97% | 2011-11-02 |
| 3614. | Cho (philcho98) | 60.06 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3615. | Silver (silverknights1) | 60.05 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 3616. | Samantha (bradswifey2010) | 60.05 | 93% | 2012-11-07 |
| 3617. | Amit (pyroboy) | 60.05 | 96% | 2015-01-26 |
| 3618. | Wendy (wendys) | 60.05 | 100% | 2014-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |