Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2130. | weicer (weicer) | 84.65 | 96% | 2019-12-31 |
| 2131. | Jaren (waff13cak3) | 84.64 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 2132. | Onigirya 🍙 (x3npai) | 84.63 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 2133. | Jacquees (ganasha) | 84.63 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 2134. | B (wolfericus) | 84.61 | 96% | 2019-01-19 |
| 2135. | l502x (l502x) | 84.61 | 97% | 2018-08-06 |
| 2136. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 84.59 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| 2137. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 84.58 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 2138. | Petter (dvex) | 84.58 | 97% | 2017-10-14 |
| 2139. | Delbert (dcai72) | 84.57 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 2140. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 84.57 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| 2141. | Mark (markymarky05) | 84.56 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 2142. | Nox (potatogangsta) | 84.49 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 2143. | whenstarscombine (whenstars... | 84.49 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 2144. | 2XKO WAITING ROOM (bloodyra... | 84.48 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2145. | poggy (ddrzqdx) | 84.45 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2146. | Stephy (stephy2202) | 84.43 | 99% | 2020-09-01 |
| 2147. | Enver (enverhoxha) | 84.43 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 2148. | Thengil (thengil) | 84.43 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 2149. | sugi (dea_agent) | 84.41 | 96% | 2019-11-17 |
| 2150. | Eloy (swekingeib) | 84.41 | 98% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2151. | Ham (ninjataco2378) | 84.39 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
| 2152. | chad (pokeman34) | 84.38 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 2153. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 84.38 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 2154. | Seymour (cheapsunglasses) | 84.37 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| 2155. | John (jimmybombs) | 84.37 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
| 2156. | Cameron (jhill1997) | 84.36 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 2157. | Fedwig (fedwig) | 84.35 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 2158. | Yoshimura (timepauser) | 84.35 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
| 2159. | Gabriel (unicon) | 84.33 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |