As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10301. | archie (glumbo_god) | 82.28 | 98% | 2025-02-25 |
| 10302. | Jimmy (vancouver_canada) | 82.28 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 10303. | James (irishaggie) | 82.28 | 98% | 2016-06-22 |
| 10304. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 82.28 | 96% | 2018-10-20 |
| 10305. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 82.27 | 98% | 2025-04-07 |
| 10306. | Rodri (xrodrilyx) | 82.27 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 10307. | Matthew (matthewmics) | 82.26 | 99% | 2017-07-08 |
| 10308. | Zero (1ascend0) | 82.26 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 10309. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 82.26 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 10310. | Bill (typegeekgr) | 82.26 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 10311. | Trystal (trystal) | 82.26 | 98% | 2016-03-28 |
| 10312. | Sophus (achilles_dk) | 82.26 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 10313. | Victor (v1kk0) | 82.25 | 96% | 2024-04-10 |
| 10314. | Tone (toneed) | 82.25 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 10315. | Seizoxu (xezious) | 82.25 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 10316. | Diwangkoro (serperone) | 82.25 | 91% | 2016-12-08 |
| 10317. | rajnish (rajnishkumar31) | 82.24 | 97% | 2023-09-17 |
| 10318. | Stephy (stephy2202) | 82.24 | 99% | 2022-01-06 |
| 10319. | Dimitri (dimittori) | 82.24 | 96% | 2016-02-20 |
| 10320. | typerwise (typerwise) | 82.23 | 98.8% | 2025-03-19 |
| 10321. | Tyler (tyjoko) | 82.23 | 98.2% | 2023-11-14 |
| 10322. | crazy (flappybirb) | 82.23 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 10323. | jacob (quincinia) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10324. | Rad (radandrei) | 82.23 | 96% | 2019-12-10 |
| 10325. | Anssi (nininananunu) | 82.23 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 10326. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 82.23 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
| 10327. | Carlzanity. (carlzanity_02) | 82.22 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 10328. | apple (qpalzmqpalzm) | 82.22 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 10329. | Anuj Kumar (the_alphaa) | 82.22 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 10330. | Ribbon (ribbonanarchy) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |