I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8046. | Kendall (nineagon) | 91.27 | 98% | 2017-10-25 |
| 8047. | Brian (crapfish) | 91.26 | 97% | 2016-05-01 |
| 8048. | Abonkwe (abonkwe) | 91.26 | 97.4% | 2024-07-15 |
| 8049. | Erim (erimmos) | 91.26 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 8050. | Teodor (demreps) | 91.26 | 94% | 2016-02-12 |
| 8051. | greg (drsharc) | 91.26 | 97% | 2019-05-19 |
| 8052. | alcolopa (alcolopa) | 91.25 | 96.4% | 2025-01-27 |
| 8053. | Terra (mcterra) | 91.25 | 98% | 2023-03-18 |
| 8054. | Tim (jimbo112) | 91.25 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 8055. | m (hotdogggg) | 91.25 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 8056. | Cubigrade (cubigrade) | 91.24 | 97% | 2025-08-23 |
| 8057. | nishafd (nishafd) | 91.24 | 96.6% | 2025-04-21 |
| 8058. | Maalik (theassassin201) | 91.24 | 96% | 2018-03-01 |
| 8059. | Will (wleeanglin) | 91.24 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 8060. | helio (heliopause) | 91.24 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 8061. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 91.24 | 98% | 2015-07-09 |
| 8062. | harmless (harmlesst) | 91.23 | 90% | 2016-03-22 |
| 8063. | Manwich (stepcamp3) | 91.23 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
| 8064. | M (virgofenix) | 91.23 | 98% | 2024-03-19 |
| 8065. | Julia (juliaoh) | 91.23 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
| 8066. | Daniel Lee (bo7danlee) | 91.23 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
| 8067. | Morgan (mdj98) | 91.22 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 8068. | Joe (jjcantab) | 91.22 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 8069. | Sazeraq (sazeraq) | 91.22 | 96% | 2015-09-02 |
| 8070. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 91.22 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 8071. | Khanh (khanh_5567) | 91.21 | 97% | 2024-03-17 |
| 8072. | Serenity (wilfredmiron) | 91.20 | 98% | 2025-04-18 |
| 8073. | harry (jauaj) | 91.20 | 97.3% | 2024-12-26 |
| 8074. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 91.20 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 8075. | Altair (aimenov) | 91.20 | 98% | 2023-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |