When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8939. | Robert (ventril) | 84.87 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 8940. | l3kin (l3kin) | 84.87 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 8941. | Steve (kvoldik) | 84.87 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 8942. | EZPZ (19yue3) | 84.86 | 96% | 2023-10-07 |
| 8943. | James (jrm371) | 84.86 | 95% | 2020-02-22 |
| 8944. | John (john_acumen) | 84.85 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 8945. | Game (game_instructor) | 84.84 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 8946. | Hanlin (ham2005) | 84.84 | 97% | 2023-12-14 |
| 8947. | sorta (holdiers) | 84.84 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 8948. | Carlene (carl16) | 84.84 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 8949. | Need more (pvonmacbook) | 84.84 | 99% | 2018-10-07 |
| 8950. | Jeremiah (jeremiah8338) | 84.83 | 96.7% | 2024-02-03 |
| 8951. | Linus (whiteninja713) | 84.83 | 95.8% | 2025-01-29 |
| 8952. | eckmeister (eckmeister) | 84.83 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 8953. | Pepe (pepeworm) | 84.83 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 8954. | Teabwoi264 (teabwoi2) | 84.83 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 8955. | Slasura (slasura) | 84.82 | 94% | 2022-08-11 |
| 8956. | Magehound (magehound) | 84.82 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 8957. | Florian (witherflorianlp) | 84.82 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 8958. | Stelister (stelister) | 84.82 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 8959. | rabbit0vr (rabbit0vr) | 84.81 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 8960. | Yann (ystaggllaptop) | 84.81 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 8961. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 84.81 | 96.7% | 2025-01-17 |
| 8962. | jo (gogojojo) | 84.81 | 98.5% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8963. | ks (sempiedram) | 84.81 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8964. | Sya (syaaaa_lol) | 84.81 | 96% | 2021-02-02 |
| 8965. | Jim (its_jim) | 84.81 | 96% | 2018-02-13 |
| 8966. | EvJ (ev_j) | 84.80 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 8967. | Homer (cowmonger) | 84.80 | 95% | 2016-12-29 |
| 8968. | Noah (nbarshain) | 84.80 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |