So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16347. | Sudeep (alphacentria) | 74.30 | 97% | 2013-03-19 |
| 16348. | meos (meos) | 74.29 | 94% | 2015-02-23 |
| 16349. | Mark (fatweasel) | 74.29 | 94% | 2016-04-15 |
| 16350. | L (ynajd) | 74.29 | 94% | 2017-05-30 |
| 16351. | me_irl (powderer) | 74.29 | 92% | 2017-04-30 |
| 16352. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 74.29 | 95% | 2015-06-07 |
| 16353. | Small (amaro123) | 74.28 | 94% | 2019-01-28 |
| 16354. | tylermarshall (tytecher) | 74.28 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 16355. | Timxad (timxad) | 74.28 | 91% | 2012-01-14 |
| 16356. | tgcprodigy (tgcprodigy) | 74.27 | 95% | 2021-12-09 |
| 16357. | Owen (baallerr) | 74.27 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 16358. | Catto (catto) | 74.27 | 96% | 2018-02-24 |
| 16359. | Fathur (fathurahman) | 74.27 | 98% | 2014-11-29 |
| 16360. | Jantzenpaul (sstruck007) | 74.27 | 93% | 2016-09-23 |
| 16361. | JoeRoX (joe1_aaa) | 74.27 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 16362. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 74.26 | 94% | 2013-03-18 |
| 16363. | Stelister (stelister) | 74.25 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 16364. | Carlos (regularcarlos) | 74.25 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| 16365. | Ebrahim (ebrahim354) | 74.25 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 16366. | Lucas (lugier) | 74.25 | 97% | 2023-09-23 |
| 16367. | Ilya (defenderone) | 74.25 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 16368. | Garrett (theenforcer) | 74.25 | 91% | 2014-07-10 |
| 16369. | Randall (rsr2) | 74.24 | 93% | 2014-04-21 |
| 16370. | Brian (mechbowler) | 74.24 | 96% | 2016-06-07 |
| 16371. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 74.24 | 96.3% | 2023-09-16 |
| 16372. | Joe (jych0) | 74.24 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 16373. | Smajin (smajin) | 74.24 | 95% | 2016-11-09 |
| 16374. | Micha (derpeus) | 74.24 | 96.5% | 2023-08-25 |
| 16375. | Donian (donian) | 74.24 | 95% | 2016-06-15 |
| 16376. | Christi (chancellor) | 74.24 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |