I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8740. | Janc (psyy1234) | 88.30 | 100% | 2017-04-07 |
| 8741. | Brian (skipmasterb) | 88.30 | 97% | 2014-12-03 |
| 8742. | David (wdnch) | 88.30 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
| 8743. | Haiiro (505_known) | 88.30 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8744. | Simon (simonrosenqvist) | 88.30 | 94% | 2011-07-14 |
| 8745. | Amanda (acooper_stl) | 88.29 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 8746. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 88.28 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 8747. | Oli (andvari) | 88.27 | 94% | 2017-03-15 |
| 8748. | Chris (promotheus2) | 88.27 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
| 8749. | Stephen (elementsen) | 88.27 | 95% | 2013-01-10 |
| 8750. | Eleni (blossomhelen) | 88.27 | 95% | 2017-06-13 |
| 8751. | Ed (enormoused) | 88.26 | 96% | 2018-02-06 |
| 8752. | arandomgiggle (arandomgiggle) | 88.26 | 92% | 2014-05-19 |
| 8753. | Tony (tpain1990) | 88.26 | 92% | 2011-08-13 |
| 8754. | Jacob (diggus) | 88.26 | 89% | 2014-07-25 |
| 8755. | 脆卜卜 (crispybokbok) | 88.26 | 97% | 2011-09-30 |
| 8756. | Kenneth (kennypax) | 88.25 | 95% | 2023-03-22 |
| 8757. | Everrey (everrey) | 88.25 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 8758. | Bostang (steiitb2020) | 88.25 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 8759. | Charles (charles_ponzi) | 88.25 | 95% | 2022-05-17 |
| 8760. | John Carlo (krnz) | 88.25 | 94% | 2015-04-24 |
| 8761. | failzor2 (failzor2) | 88.25 | 95% | 2016-07-16 |
| 8762. | Theany (p_theany) | 88.25 | 94% | 2011-08-06 |
| 8763. | Gabe (max79) | 88.25 | 88% | 2014-11-08 |
| 8764. | melz (melzidek) | 88.24 | 93% | 2012-02-20 |
| 8765. | Robert (nforcer) | 88.24 | 99% | 2022-09-21 |
| 8766. | Jag (jagriff) | 88.24 | 94% | 2012-02-27 |
| 8767. | mike (maykqwe) | 88.24 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 8768. | hoangnam75 (hoagnnam75) | 88.24 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 8769. | peench (gozaimasu) | 88.24 | 92% | 2015-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |