So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27906. | Jukes (aspire_23jordan) | 56.03 | 92% | 2015-08-02 |
| 27907. | Karim (karim_r) | 56.03 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 27908. | Nishant (nishantp9) | 56.03 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 27909. | Irfan (irfan3) | 56.03 | 95% | 2013-07-28 |
| 27910. | Trilok (guest47) | 56.03 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 27911. | Cole (vbspyguy) | 56.02 | 95% | 2021-01-23 |
| 27912. | Shahzad (3ankoleeb) | 56.01 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 27913. | Soter (nestoh) | 56.01 | 89% | 2017-05-08 |
| 27914. | MrSteal (mrstealyospam) | 56.01 | 95% | 2022-04-23 |
| 27915. | Makk (makkuska) | 56.01 | 93% | 2012-01-13 |
| 27916. | sergey (isucktoo) | 56.01 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 27917. | peter (ack7) | 56.01 | 91% | 2011-07-16 |
| 27918. | Matt (hanocr) | 56.00 | 94% | 2014-09-21 |
| 27919. | Life. (mrfr3ax) | 56.00 | 88% | 2014-02-13 |
| 27920. | Daniel (rodjo) | 56.00 | 94% | 2022-10-19 |
| 27921. | Mr (mr_quick) | 56.00 | 95% | 2017-05-17 |
| 27922. | Taylor (elephanttay) | 55.99 | 96% | 2023-06-11 |
| 27923. | Kevin (kraay) | 55.99 | 95% | 2020-09-01 |
| 27924. | Stefan (stefans23) | 55.99 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 27925. | Vance (vanceblack) | 55.99 | 95% | 2018-01-31 |
| 27926. | Mostafa (mostafa_elbehairy) | 55.99 | 84% | 2015-03-31 |
| 27927. | Indra (indram) | 55.99 | 95% | 2012-09-21 |
| 27928. | Andrius (ciornas) | 55.98 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 27929. | Sheldon (rooksword3393) | 55.98 | 94% | 2020-09-30 |
| 27930. | theo (theodoro) | 55.98 | 84% | 2016-12-21 |
| 27931. | Eve (flackm) | 55.98 | 95% | 2011-11-02 |
| 27932. | Max (doxus) | 55.98 | 94% | 2012-10-19 |
| 27933. | Earthh (penguinjr) | 55.97 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
| 27934. | Mitsuha (mitsuha5231) | 55.97 | 95% | 2022-09-30 |
| 27935. | Vishal Mishra (firethunder2) | 55.97 | 94% | 2022-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |