As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6288. | πͺ πΈπͺ πΈπͺ πΈ... | 93.21 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 6289. | Jack (jr9810) | 93.21 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 6290. | hoang viet (waniku) | 93.20 | 98% | 2016-06-30 |
| 6291. | Gabriel (oppatv) | 93.20 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 6292. | Kitty (kittysmith) | 93.20 | 99% | 2016-10-07 |
| 6293. | Dhyanu (dhyanesh_999) | 93.19 | 98.2% | 2024-02-28 |
| 6294. | Patrick (patbl) | 93.19 | 100% | 2022-04-03 |
| 6295. | simonator (realsimonator) | 93.19 | 97.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 6296. | newman (betterthantherest) | 93.18 | 95% | 2024-11-10 |
| 6297. | korn (itthikorn777) | 93.18 | 99% | 2022-11-11 |
| 6298. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 93.18 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 6299. | Lieuwe (lieuwex) | 93.18 | 91% | 2015-09-20 |
| 6300. | Allen (coraza) | 93.18 | 99% | 2020-02-03 |
| 6301. | Rachel (rlau) | 93.17 | 95% | 2017-01-06 |
| 6302. | pro typo-ist (mrcynric) | 93.17 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 6303. | Bryan (brianbui) | 93.17 | 98% | 2017-05-18 |
| 6304. | Aldar Kose (hkoldas) | 93.16 | 96.3% | 2023-12-14 |
| 6305. | alvin (alvingogo) | 93.16 | 97.3% | 2023-08-08 |
| 6306. | JRD (yesjrd) | 93.16 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 6307. | Lemon (stealthdude) | 93.16 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 6308. | Sam (samuel1112) | 93.16 | 96% | 2016-11-16 |
| 6309. | Suriya (sunsuri) | 93.15 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
| 6310. | Krisp (krispbeat) | 93.15 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 6311. | Kelli (klandry80) | 93.14 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 6312. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 93.14 | 96.5% | 2025-04-11 |
| 6313. | moofasa (macywood) | 93.13 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 6314. | Shawn (filipinofriend) | 93.13 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 6315. | Samuel (brooklynsweets) | 93.13 | 94% | 2016-11-19 |
| 6316. | Kevin (lin6625) | 93.13 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 6317. | Kaden (hybridbowshot) | 93.12 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |