The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5851. | Yogesh (yogesh86) | 97.71 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 5852. | Toilet (moteltoilet555) | 97.70 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| 5853. | Melissa Gregoire (melissar_... | 97.70 | 99% | 2023-05-16 |
| 5854. | Scon (sconball) | 97.70 | 98.5% | 2024-11-18 |
| 5855. | jae (jaeoh1994) | 97.70 | 94% | 2016-12-02 |
| 5856. | Ryan (ryann4607) | 97.70 | 93% | 2012-02-22 |
| 5857. | K (ksil2) | 97.70 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 5858. | Briggs (briggs22) | 97.70 | 92% | 2015-04-04 |
| 5859. | Donald Smith (dmanjizzle) | 97.69 | 98.1% | 2024-11-17 |
| 5860. | moses (mohsus) | 97.69 | 97% | 2024-10-04 |
| 5861. | Allay (allay_cool) | 97.69 | 98% | 2024-02-15 |
| 5862. | yadda (pzew) | 97.69 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 5863. | janjan (guttershark) | 97.69 | 96% | 2011-11-29 |
| 5864. | Logos (logosking) | 97.68 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 5865. | Bal (belgianwaffle) | 97.68 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 5866. | Delilah (lovedelilah) | 97.68 | 96% | 2014-08-09 |
| 5867. | Rainbow (rainbowpoop) | 97.67 | 93% | 2016-09-02 |
| 5868. | laerton (laerton) | 97.67 | 97% | 2020-12-22 |
| 5869. | Antonio (stazzo) | 97.67 | 96.8% | 2024-11-28 |
| 5870. | binaypau (binaypau) | 97.66 | 100% | 2025-06-04 |
| 5871. | gabe (gabeeeeee) | 97.66 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 5872. | oakles (oakles) | 97.66 | 95% | 2016-01-18 |
| 5873. | Yume (夢) (yumeai) | 97.66 | 96% | 2013-03-06 |
| 5874. | gotta go fest (voyagerblas) | 97.66 | 95% | 2014-08-06 |
| 5875. | AikChun (aikchun616) | 97.66 | 97% | 2014-01-18 |
| 5876. | Kuzel (kuzel) | 97.65 | 95% | 2015-10-26 |
| 5877. | Chelseafc (naesgnuhc) | 97.65 | 97% | 2014-05-08 |
| 5878. | Miguel (miguelqd) | 97.65 | 96% | 2024-02-12 |
| 5879. | (spireonthemoor) | 97.65 | 97.8% | 2025-02-20 |
| 5880. | Zhengis (zangatang) | 97.65 | 99% | 2020-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |