So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1080. | (impendingdave) | 121.57 | 88% | 2012-10-15 |
| 1081. | (mrrockk) | 121.56 | 100% | 2020-06-18 |
| 1082. | Maria (kitsmaria) | 121.55 | 97% | 2012-03-16 |
| 1083. | (chagil) | 121.54 | 95% | 2015-07-24 |
| 1084. | (traeyoung) | 121.51 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 1085. | (boredtyping) | 121.51 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 1086. | (chillgamer) | 121.51 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
| 1087. | Z (vayenp) | 121.50 | 98% | 2015-06-14 |
| 1088. | (1337patrick) | 121.49 | 98% | 2015-09-27 |
| 1089. | meh (isuckbutimtrying) | 121.48 | 99.4% | 2021-02-27 |
| 1090. | (jmo925) | 121.46 | 94% | 2012-12-27 |
| 1091. | (imthepits) | 121.45 | 97% | 2011-11-25 |
| 1092. | -MarkVS- (mark40511) | 121.44 | 99% | 2021-10-12 |
| 1093. | Ian (imalerich_dvorak) | 121.43 | 98% | 2016-07-01 |
| 1094. | (forest7) | 121.42 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 1095. | (shaddoll1234) | 121.42 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
| 1096. | (staticzero) | 121.39 | 96% | 2012-10-18 |
| 1097. | (lohrbas) | 121.39 | 90% | 2012-05-31 |
| 1098. | (implying) | 121.39 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 1099. | (blayze) | 121.38 | 95% | 2011-07-03 |
| 1100. | (whyme__) | 121.38 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 1101. | (unfunf) | 121.38 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 1102. | hugo ツ AZERTY enjoyer (ex... | 121.37 | 98.3% | 2024-11-22 |
| 1103. | (fallenfromthestars) | 121.37 | 98% | 2016-11-29 |
| 1104. | c-helpme.run - Help me get ... | 121.36 | 99% | 2020-05-11 |
| 1105. | (thecbrady) | 121.34 | 98% | 2016-09-15 |
| 1106. | (da1scrub) | 121.34 | 95% | 2014-03-28 |
| 1107. | (namnam) | 121.33 | 98% | 2012-04-19 |
| 1108. | (vampyryk) | 121.32 | 98% | 2015-02-15 |
| 1109. | (hyper_racer) | 121.32 | 99% | 2021-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |