As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20861. | truong (truongtruong3011) | 59.36 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 20862. | Mohammad (01966466255) | 59.36 | 91% | 2016-04-08 |
| 20863. | Athul (night_shark) | 59.35 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 20864. | Matthew (zozzilla) | 59.34 | 91% | 2016-03-09 |
| 20865. | Box (boxshards) | 59.34 | 95% | 2022-02-15 |
| 20866. | Luke (liroj) | 59.34 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
| 20867. | Ben (ben_schoeman) | 59.33 | 95.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 20868. | enrique (fugitivecloud) | 59.33 | 94% | 2017-06-05 |
| 20869. | Leo (luvleo) | 59.32 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
| 20870. | Naol (naolchala) | 59.32 | 95% | 2022-11-16 |
| 20871. | Eirik (madmax01) | 59.32 | 96.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 20872. | Josiah (thejinjam) | 59.32 | 89% | 2015-07-10 |
| 20873. | HP (harrypars0ns) | 59.31 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
| 20874. | Cream (creamu9) | 59.31 | 94% | 2021-12-10 |
| 20875. | HAFIZ (hafizshahzaman) | 59.31 | 98% | 2016-11-05 |
| 20876. | Jack (hijack_skunk) | 59.31 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 20877. | Gabriel (gasanteo_1) | 59.30 | 99% | 2023-04-27 |
| 20878. | Johnson (_golden) | 59.30 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 20879. | Martin (s09853) | 59.30 | 87% | 2015-08-22 |
| 20880. | Uniteled (uniteledhun) | 59.30 | 89% | 2017-02-24 |
| 20881. | star (starkshine) | 59.30 | 93% | 2017-03-29 |
| 20882. | Tutas (tutasmaster) | 59.29 | 94% | 2017-02-28 |
| 20883. | Katie (klennon) | 59.29 | 94% | 2015-12-31 |
| 20884. | sleep well (djawad) | 59.28 | 95% | 2023-08-31 |
| 20885. | Vinayak (vinayak_7989) | 59.28 | 94% | 2022-02-16 |
| 20886. | Avraam (avradriel) | 59.27 | 94% | 2025-09-08 |
| 20887. | tstats[m_arslan] (m_arslan) | 59.27 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 20888. | Guest (rsaurus) | 59.27 | 93% | 2016-12-30 |
| 20889. | Prex (prex) | 59.26 | 96% | 2022-05-05 |
| 20890. | ニシャント (neokun) | 59.26 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |