Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9830. | Lojjik (sudoking) | 86.41 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| 9831. | Jamie (jkelly21) | 86.41 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 9832. | Marcos (marcosph) | 86.41 | 99% | 2015-01-02 |
| 9833. | ElevenQuasar3 (elevenquasar3) | 86.41 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 9834. | Vent (hugosvent) | 86.40 | 97% | 2016-01-16 |
| 9835. | Ali (alitahseendilse) | 86.40 | 98% | 2016-03-21 |
| 9836. | Mitchell (malmighty) | 86.40 | 96% | 2015-03-06 |
| 9837. | Arnold (bryx0) | 86.40 | 92% | 2013-01-02 |
| 9838. | Parag (parag776) | 86.39 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 9839. | samuel (samuelhalim12) | 86.39 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 9840. | maxigus (maxigus_mcfly) | 86.39 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9841. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 86.39 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 9842. | Khurram (kthobhani) | 86.39 | — | 2009-04-12 |
| 9843. | Mikkel (gmikkel) | 86.39 | 94% | 2012-11-02 |
| 9844. | mel (madi920) | 86.39 | 98% | 2011-11-26 |
| 9845. | Gian (gian) | 86.39 | 94% | 2011-11-02 |
| 9846. | lonewolf (ilonewolfi) | 86.38 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 9847. | Anna (dkssk08) | 86.38 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 9848. | Damon (damonc89) | 86.38 | 98.4% | 2023-08-15 |
| 9849. | Josh (jhc9999) | 86.38 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 9850. | Boston (bostonterrier) | 86.38 | 93% | 2015-08-29 |
| 9851. | Chris (jubeilicious) | 86.38 | 86% | 2014-08-06 |
| 9852. | Tony (staggalee41) | 86.38 | 93% | 2014-03-21 |
| 9853. | - (hobbitgirl123) | 86.38 | 96% | 2014-12-14 |
| 9854. | Jesus (johangodinho123) | 86.37 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 9855. | Giorgio (luigi123mad) | 86.37 | 97.1% | 2021-02-13 |
| 9856. | Heather (feedtheflames) | 86.37 | 92% | 2012-07-18 |
| 9857. | (kloodah) | 86.36 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 9858. | Are you using a (mechne) | 86.36 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 9859. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 86.35 | 96.5% | 2023-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |