I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7677. | Monica (qtmony14) | 92.37 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
| 7678. | Richard (rockpile) | 92.37 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
| 7679. | FaceSittingPeyton (facesitt... | 92.36 | 90% | 2015-12-04 |
| 7680. | Anthony (burner17) | 92.36 | 94% | 2016-11-14 |
| 7681. | Calin Marian (klinashka) | 92.35 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 7682. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 92.35 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 7683. | Colemak ⌨️ (topazio88) | 92.35 | 99% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7684. | WELLINGTON (luissluis202) | 92.34 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 7685. | James (jaghhh) | 92.34 | 98% | 2025-04-14 |
| 7686. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 92.34 | 98% | 2022-08-29 |
| 7687. | Mike (rodman456) | 92.34 | 96.4% | 2024-06-04 |
| 7688. | Emily (emilyz799) | 92.34 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 7689. | Midewi (mahdeewi) | 92.34 | 95% | 2023-04-20 |
| 7690. | rae (thedarkoknight) | 92.34 | 97.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 7691. | isaac (cowwee90) | 92.34 | 96.7% | 2021-02-03 |
| 7692. | Y (yz1015) | 92.34 | 97% | 2016-03-19 |
| 7693. | Venkat (vengh) | 92.33 | 97.5% | 2024-11-24 |
| 7694. | mrbean (mrbean1) | 92.33 | 98.2% | 2023-11-12 |
| 7695. | Parag (parag776) | 92.33 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 7696. | Lord (valharius) | 92.33 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 7697. | glhf (yourmomgae69) | 92.33 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 7698. | stagadoosh (stagadoosh) | 92.33 | 96% | 2017-01-26 |
| 7699. | swng (swng) | 92.33 | 98% | 2015-07-02 |
| 7700. | Bruce (kabayakii) | 92.32 | 96% | 2016-11-01 |
| 7701. | Suyash (skh8863) | 92.32 | 98% | 2019-07-15 |
| 7702. | timas (timastimas) | 92.32 | 99% | 2022-01-18 |
| 7703. | Wusien (wusien) | 92.32 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 7704. | bon (wthboms6) | 92.32 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 7705. | Jimmy (motivatorman) | 92.32 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 7706. | pea (pbarakat) | 92.31 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |