And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15310. | (darkestrevolt) | 86.83 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 15311. | (stonecoleq) | 86.83 | 95% | 2016-12-06 |
| 15312. | ザク (dzak3) | 86.82 | 100% | 2019-07-22 |
| 15313. | (deadlypliers) | 86.82 | 98% | 2013-04-27 |
| 15314. | y̚o̵̹͉͖̻̓̇̆͒̏ͧ... | 86.82 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 15315. | (joyshoeare) | 86.82 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 15316. | (nicolasalba) | 86.82 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 15317. | (vansuh) | 86.82 | 99% | 2020-08-29 |
| 15318. | (pasta_whee) | 86.82 | 92% | 2015-06-26 |
| 15319. | (alhaqiqa) | 86.82 | — | 2009-12-27 |
| 15320. | (sierra_0001) | 86.82 | 94% | 2012-10-28 |
| 15321. | (illeagle) | 86.81 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 15322. | (gh0str1derj999) | 86.81 | 99% | 2023-09-14 |
| 15323. | (chrischn89) | 86.81 | 94% | 2014-04-10 |
| 15324. | (colorblindpilot) | 86.81 | 98% | 2016-12-07 |
| 15325. | (dylansnyder97) | 86.81 | 94% | 2016-11-12 |
| 15326. | (tubzzzz) | 86.80 | 96% | 2016-03-04 |
| 15327. | Zhang (ashneogoh) | 86.80 | 98% | 2022-09-03 |
| 15328. | Mikolai (ladoga_monster) | 86.80 | 99% | 2023-01-03 |
| 15329. | Saagar (stacky) | 86.80 | 93% | 2014-03-04 |
| 15330. | (orderadchaos) | 86.80 | 96% | 2020-06-30 |
| 15331. | Ryan (laitro) | 86.80 | 96% | 2013-05-01 |
| 15332. | (koyoto) | 86.80 | 95% | 2014-04-05 |
| 15333. | knowagh (gnoweagh) | 86.79 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 15334. | (omgpotatoes) | 86.79 | 92% | 2013-11-21 |
| 15335. | (roban) | 86.79 | 96% | 2014-05-04 |
| 15336. | (vonarxd) | 86.78 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 15337. | (cartersaechao92) | 86.78 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 15338. | (johnvaljohn) | 86.78 | 98% | 2016-12-08 |
| 15339. | inigo (indigo_july) | 86.78 | 96% | 2016-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |