The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17344. | murca (mmurca) | 76.28 | 95% | 2011-06-09 |
| 17345. | Doordarshan (slow_as_snail) | 76.28 | 96% | 2014-09-21 |
| 17346. | Martin (kompik) | 76.28 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
| 17347. | Potential (potential_first) | 76.28 | 93% | 2012-12-21 |
| 17348. | Lluis (lluisteixido) | 76.28 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 17349. | Didyousayit? (sarah28) | 76.27 | 88% | 2012-04-11 |
| 17350. | ilove cheese142 (ktylol) | 76.27 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 17351. | Licho (lichoness) | 76.27 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| 17352. | beFriendđź’š (s1l3n7) | 76.27 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
| 17353. | Amal (amalmurali47) | 76.27 | 94% | 2012-11-04 |
| 17354. | ĺ“ŤClickyĺ“Ť (meraki01) | 76.26 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 17355. | ĺ“ŤClickyĺ“Ť (alfredtan1021) | 76.26 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 17356. | Nicole (stucky) | 76.26 | 98% | 2012-07-23 |
| 17357. | Jindrich (lord_zaran) | 76.26 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 17358. | nguyen dang (khoa19128) | 76.26 | 98% | 2016-01-07 |
| 17359. | Jangles (janglesthemoonmonkey) | 76.26 | 94% | 2016-02-18 |
| 17360. | St1ngX (st1ngx) | 76.25 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 17361. | Ezra (lazyextreme) | 76.25 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 17362. | Jxxxsever (jxxxsever) | 76.25 | — | 2008-11-09 |
| 17363. | sadwipe (sadwipe) | 76.24 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 17364. | hami (hami05) | 76.24 | 95% | 2022-04-17 |
| 17365. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 76.23 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 17366. | Ghosy (ghosy) | 76.23 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 17367. | Kingslayer (whybridv) | 76.23 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 17368. | YUDONOMI (yudonomi) | 76.23 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 17369. | Ozan (tozz) | 76.23 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 17370. | Lyndsey (lboulton) | 76.23 | 98% | 2017-02-03 |
| 17371. | Leslie (durainello) | 76.22 | 92% | 2015-11-19 |
| 17372. | Java (javatoxxi) | 76.22 | 95% | 2022-03-29 |
| 17373. | P (noobstreamer) | 76.22 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |