As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6929. | Chase (chasericker003) | 91.23 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
| 6930. | Daniel (danfun64) | 91.23 | 96% | 2016-01-14 |
| 6931. | Joe (banjoecommando) | 91.22 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 6932. | Zaid (zaids) | 91.22 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 6933. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 91.21 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 6934. | Aidan (sozettaslow21) | 91.20 | 97% | 2024-11-06 |
| 6935. | Eric (ecrw) | 91.20 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 6936. | LAURENZ CLYDE (laurenzclyde... | 91.20 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 6937. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 91.20 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
| 6938. | Zuhaer (zaszuhaer) | 91.19 | 96% | 2022-07-21 |
| 6939. | Eskooty (eskooty) | 91.19 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 6940. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 91.19 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
| 6941. | kerosene (p1nar) | 91.19 | 92% | 2015-09-10 |
| 6942. | Aura (aurasmilesyou) | 91.18 | 97.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 6943. | ret (retiarius) | 91.18 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 6944. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 91.18 | 95% | 2016-08-02 |
| 6945. | serien (serien_) | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
| 6946. | Jacob (shrimploin) | 91.17 | 96% | 2016-05-05 |
| 6947. | abortionismurder (abortioni... | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
| 6948. | Brian (ssjbrian69) | 91.17 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 6949. | llarin (krypton1an) | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 6950. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 91.16 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 6951. | illeagle (illeagle) | 91.16 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 6952. | ezpzlmao (ezpzlmao) | 91.16 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 6953. | yesman (yesman9527) | 91.16 | 100% | 2021-05-23 |
| 6954. | Joel (joeldaniel) | 91.15 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 6955. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 91.15 | 98% | 2016-05-24 |
| 6956. | melon (iammelon) | 91.14 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 6957. | pri (prinni) | 91.14 | 98% | 2017-01-29 |
| 6958. | Hajeeq (jeeqonkeys) | 91.14 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |