As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5012. | Kinson Tierney (kinsson) | 97.32 | 98% | 2023-12-14 |
| 5013. | Liam (dimlithegwarf) | 97.32 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 5014. | Autobalance (autobalance) | 97.32 | 98.8% | 2023-10-28 |
| 5015. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 97.32 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 5016. | Ciroquma (ciroquma) | 97.32 | 98% | 2015-07-24 |
| 5017. | Nox (nymanne) | 97.31 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 5018. | jack (mallacoota1) | 97.31 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5019. | David (nexus52085) | 97.31 | 96% | 2016-09-14 |
| 5020. | Brodey (brodeys17) | 97.30 | 97.8% | 2023-11-20 |
| 5021. | avery (stridersword) | 97.30 | 99% | 2021-01-10 |
| 5022. | pi3_14 (NQ) (pi3_14) | 97.29 | 97.8% | 2025-02-08 |
| 5023. | script/script (henville12) | 97.29 | 97.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5024. | jailyn (ballerboy99) | 97.28 | 94% | 2017-02-13 |
| 5025. | smichael (smichaelino) | 97.28 | 98.2% | 2024-12-03 |
| 5026. | Shaked (aes222) | 97.28 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 5027. | Monster (cringe) | 97.28 | 97% | 2018-05-06 |
| 5028. | Ryowo (ryowo99) | 97.27 | 97% | 2024-07-31 |
| 5029. | Chirag (chirag_2580) | 97.27 | 98% | 2025-05-31 |
| 5030. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 97.27 | 95% | 2015-06-14 |
| 5031. | ssj4gogeta (ssj4gogeta) | 97.27 | 98% | 2016-06-10 |
| 5032. | jasonshu (jasonshu) | 97.26 | 89% | 2016-12-15 |
| 5033. | Raskolnikov (rocketsurgeon) | 97.26 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 5034. | Ali (ali_pro) | 97.26 | 97.4% | 2025-02-27 |
| 5035. | buwumer (buwumer) | 97.26 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 5036. | Kiko (kikozz) | 97.25 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 5037. | Instant Death Pro (akimura) | 97.25 | 90% | 2015-12-08 |
| 5038. | Igor (igorjosifoski) | 97.24 | 91% | 2016-09-24 |
| 5039. | Anton (antonftw) | 97.24 | 96% | 2016-07-19 |
| 5040. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 97.23 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 5041. | Benny (benn_q) | 97.23 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |