As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13200. | Derek (thebomistrue) | 76.59 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 13201. | Tom (t0mas_colemak) | 76.59 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 13202. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 76.59 | 99.3% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13203. | meme (mememanjeff) | 76.58 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
| 13204. | Chuoky (yula24) | 76.58 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 13205. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 76.58 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 13206. | Snail (snailspeeder) | 76.57 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 13207. | Hari (harimarella) | 76.57 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 13208. | Jared (eaggz_nutz) | 76.57 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 13209. | Direwolf (abdelmoezhj) | 76.57 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 13210. | Anika (compass_girl) | 76.57 | 91% | 2017-01-02 |
| 13211. | KinqCade (kinqcade) | 76.57 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 13212. | Tim (jeat) | 76.57 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 13213. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 76.56 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 13214. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 76.56 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
| 13215. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 76.56 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 13216. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 76.55 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 13217. | Andy (andy_j_k) | 76.55 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 13218. | Rushabh Kanadiya (guitarher... | 76.55 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 13219. | yal (yyal) | 76.55 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 13220. | Matrix (ss005) | 76.55 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 13221. | Erik (erikletendre) | 76.55 | 92% | 2016-10-24 |
| 13222. | Shahriar (sheri_mori) | 76.55 | 96% | 2017-01-16 |
| 13223. | A56 (a56_) | 76.54 | 96% | 2025-02-13 |
| 13224. | Vrox (vrowvy) | 76.54 | 97% | 2024-12-15 |
| 13225. | Wilfred (wilfridge_t) | 76.54 | 97% | 2016-10-05 |
| 13226. | slowAf (slow_af_dvorak) | 76.54 | 96% | 2022-11-07 |
| 13227. | lap (roeloflucka2) | 76.54 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 13228. | Kunal (boomlion) | 76.54 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 13229. | addi (addi888) | 76.54 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |