I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9916. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 89.91 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 9917. | J (jjet) | 89.90 | 96% | 2025-01-15 |
| 9918. | Ansh (ansh_001) | 89.90 | 98.8% | 2023-05-29 |
| 9919. | Hoang (feelsdankman_1) | 89.90 | 97.1% | 2023-10-01 |
| 9920. | Weal (wealhorse) | 89.90 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 9921. | Sukant (sukant) | 89.90 | 98% | 2020-02-11 |
| 9922. | Michael (meikey) | 89.90 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 9923. | Guest (fonzus) | 89.90 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 9924. | Jerry (jernjej) | 89.90 | 99% | 2019-02-08 |
| 9925. | Atas (atas) | 89.90 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 9926. | amelia (ielia) | 89.89 | 96.2% | 2024-02-24 |
| 9927. | DUFOUR (dufour) | 89.89 | 100% | 2017-08-29 |
| 9928. | MrBoombastic (mr_boombaastic) | 89.88 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| 9929. | ermac (rklive) | 89.88 | 97% | 2019-01-26 |
| 9930. | Eli (swannyaf) | 89.88 | 98% | 2024-04-17 |
| 9931. | Pain (pain_i5) | 89.88 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 9932. | Snowp (snowpmakes) | 89.87 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 9933. | 3 Stars and a Sun (karlzero... | 89.87 | 97.6% | 2023-12-09 |
| 9934. | Cory (zevvaffle) | 89.87 | 98% | 2017-09-02 |
| 9935. | Srivatsava (srivatsava) | 89.87 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 9936. | Madelaine (madtherad) | 89.87 | 99% | 2017-01-26 |
| 9937. | Rajeev (songoku003) | 89.86 | 99% | 2023-01-02 |
| 9938. | Jamee (jhaque17) | 89.86 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 9939. | RudikOOO (rud1kooo) | 89.85 | 94.9% | 2025-02-19 |
| 9940. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 89.85 | 98% | 2019-10-11 |
| 9941. | Mama Shi (shilouh) | 89.84 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 9942. | J (tsukijon) | 89.84 | 97.6% | 2023-12-01 |
| 9943. | Josue (jsevzq) | 89.84 | 98.9% | 2024-10-11 |
| 9944. | david (jrdupd) | 89.84 | 100% | 2023-01-30 |
| 9945. | dander (skyyflakes) | 89.84 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |