I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13001. | Rim Tempest (rimt3mpxst) | 78.51 | 95.7% | 2023-07-13 |
| 13002. | Skarp2 (skarp2) | 78.51 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 13003. | CerealKiller (zero_kool) | 78.51 | 99% | 2021-02-13 |
| 13004. | V (honen) | 78.51 | 94% | 2018-10-25 |
| 13005. | Ante (antisa_fsb) | 78.50 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 13006. | SerMarFe (sermarfe) | 78.50 | 96% | 2023-06-08 |
| 13007. | Rodrigo (rodrigo1020) | 78.50 | 96.9% | 2023-12-28 |
| 13008. | Vyper (vyperx) | 78.50 | 90% | 2017-04-07 |
| 13009. | Burger (lisfiz) | 78.49 | 96% | 2018-07-09 |
| 13010. | Matthew (mmeppelink20) | 78.49 | 94.4% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13011. | Panner (panner) | 78.49 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 13012. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 78.49 | 98% | 2018-01-22 |
| 13013. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 78.49 | 96% | 2017-08-09 |
| 13014. | Aaron (kingofspades152) | 78.48 | 96% | 2025-05-17 |
| 13015. | WiteLightningHWD (hwds1) | 78.48 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 13016. | sybell john sajan (sybell) | 78.48 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 13017. | kaia (kaiakitty) | 78.47 | 97% | 2025-06-30 |
| 13018. | dustin (eyedi) | 78.47 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
| 13019. | SHRI (srinivasdokare) | 78.47 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 13020. | Gustav (gustavtropolo) | 78.47 | 96% | 2024-12-28 |
| 13021. | Empirix (empirix) | 78.47 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 13022. | Shangyu (silverhats) | 78.46 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
| 13023. | Jason (typing_boi69) | 78.46 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 13024. | Drew (dewbz) | 78.46 | 94% | 2017-11-07 |
| 13025. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 78.45 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 13026. | Dennis (waar_is_de_magnetron) | 78.45 | 92% | 2017-01-15 |
| 13027. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 78.45 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 13028. | John (jjov17) | 78.44 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 13029. | Eli (elikgeneral) | 78.44 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 13030. | Danny (h4ndeye) | 78.44 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |