It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
 Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3281. | Johnnyphan2009 (johnnyphan) | 68.78 | 97% | 2021-08-14 | 
| 3282. | liz (lizkebab) | 68.77 | 96% | 2020-04-07 | 
| 3283. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 68.77 | 98% | 2018-01-12 | 
| 3284. | Lean (myasiansenpai) | 68.75 | 97% | 2017-09-06 | 
| 3285. | 1337 (samseks) | 68.74 | 95% | 2020-05-06 | 
| 3286. | Chan (choochoochan) | 68.73 | 98% | 2019-11-14 | 
| 3287. | Toàn (toan2836) | 68.73 | 98% | 2020-07-18 | 
| 3288. | UhhhJhun (iwasinbeta) | 68.71 | 97% | 2020-11-04 | 
| 3289. | lost.zombie (lostzombie) | 68.70 | 98% | 2019-12-18 | 
| 3290. | Mach (murk_hommy) | 68.70 | 97% | 2020-06-10 | 
| 3291. | Rae (raenoelle) | 68.70 | 97% | 2018-07-11 | 
| 3292. | Silent Killer (ebichu_chan) | 68.69 | 98% | 2018-10-27 | 
| 3293. | Pepe (pepe_co) | 68.66 | 97% | 2018-01-26 | 
| 3294. | Cybharg (bhargavac) | 68.66 | 98% | 2017-10-27 | 
| 3295. | Math (faster_babe) | 68.65 | 98% | 2020-04-16 | 
| 3296. | subham (subhamrawat) | 68.64 | 97% | 2021-07-23 | 
| 3297. | sridhar (sridhar10) | 68.63 | 96% | 2019-06-27 | 
| 3298. | Ishita (ishi17) | 68.62 | 95% | 2019-03-09 | 
| 3299. | roshan (bhattaroshan) | 68.61 | 99% | 2020-11-06 | 
| 3300. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 68.60 | 96% | 2019-02-20 | 
| 3301. | John (excelpro4u123) | 68.60 | 97% | 2019-12-24 | 
| 3302. | Hayden (doge_town) | 68.59 | 97% | 2019-08-26 | 
| 3303. | Jamal (jay_777_) | 68.59 | 96% | 2019-01-15 | 
| 3304. | Frey (ferrerorochr) | 68.58 | 94% | 2021-08-19 | 
| 3305. | bbh (bbh0506) | 68.58 | 94% | 2019-01-14 | 
| 3306. | Moonlight (moonlight1211) | 68.56 | 95% | 2019-04-23 | 
| 3307. | Jhonny (castilloj) | 68.50 | 96% | 2018-10-02 | 
| 3308. | Robert (r0bm4c) | 68.49 | 96% | 2020-07-17 | 
| 3309. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 68.48 | 97% | 2018-04-29 | 
| 3310. | Lord (angryburger) | 68.47 | 97% | 2020-05-18 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 | 
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 | 
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |