Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3091. | robert1003 (robert1003) | 76.27 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 3092. | Dylan (dylaaan) | 76.24 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 3093. | archu's anna (lord_kapildev... | 76.23 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 3094. | Satwik (satwik2708) | 76.21 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 3095. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 76.21 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 3096. | ryan (ryan_blaylock) | 76.19 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 3097. | dephin (dephinettly) | 76.17 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 3098. | m (hotdogggg) | 76.17 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
| 3099. | Vincent (waldoo) | 76.15 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3100. | Pieter (piet3rr) | 76.13 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
| 3101. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 76.13 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 3102. | David (spurgeon) | 76.12 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 3103. | Tim (choiyokbao) | 76.12 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
| 3104. | No Mistakes (apsnacks) | 76.11 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 3105. | Katrina (katrinakyto) | 76.09 | 96% | 2018-11-24 |
| 3106. | Ajmal (ajmal21) | 76.08 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 3107. | Unknown (unknown404) | 76.06 | 97% | 2020-02-05 |
| 3108. | sridhar (sridhar10) | 76.06 | 97% | 2019-06-26 |
| 3109. | Max (xiinq) | 76.06 | 98% | 2019-10-21 |
| 3110. | Jerrin (dvorak_is_superior) | 76.06 | 98% | 2020-02-12 |
| 3111. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 76.04 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 3112. | _ (ovorampage) | 76.03 | 96% | 2019-12-27 |
| 3113. | DC (dcl238) | 76.01 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 3114. | Biased (biased) | 76.01 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 3115. | egnaro (egnaro315) | 76.00 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 3116. | Chef Giuliano (gd27) | 76.00 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 3117. | derdier (derdier) | 76.00 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 3118. | Siddharth (siddharth_giri) | 75.98 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 3119. | Anuvrat (anuvrat) | 75.96 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 3120. | Alex (arint) | 75.95 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |