And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35594. | YOLANDA (yollies) | 52.50 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 35595. | Tina Thanh (caheo_vuitinh88) | 52.50 | 89% | 2011-12-08 |
| 35596. | WanMx (wanmx) | 52.49 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 35597. | Hossain (hossain95) | 52.49 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
| 35598. | Nishant (nsv91) | 52.49 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
| 35599. | grego2612 (grego2612) | 52.49 | 98% | 2019-02-21 |
| 35600. | Musa (giveaway) | 52.49 | 93% | 2016-08-02 |
| 35601. | Levi (levimads) | 52.48 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 35602. | Cheeseperson (cheeseyman) | 52.48 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 35603. | Vicky (iamvicky) | 52.48 | 90% | 2013-04-07 |
| 35604. | Ryan (deathman5056) | 52.47 | 92% | 2015-08-18 |
| 35605. | Eqladios (ehab_ahab) | 52.47 | 95.9% | 2023-08-20 |
| 35606. | zipper (zipper47) | 52.47 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 35607. | Nadeem (nadeembhat) | 52.47 | 97% | 2013-03-23 |
| 35608. | Adeesh (roymustang_24) | 52.46 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
| 35609. | robot (robotbb) | 52.46 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 35610. | Ryan (lumi089) | 52.45 | 97% | 2019-05-05 |
| 35611. | Jemierry (jemierry23) | 52.45 | 92% | 2016-10-18 |
| 35612. | Chad (chaffels) | 52.45 | 91% | 2011-10-20 |
| 35613. | sridhar (sridhar10) | 52.45 | 93% | 2017-06-21 |
| 35614. | i need more practice (bobzki) | 52.45 | — | 2011-01-04 |
| 35615. | KILLY5559 (fast_turtle124) | 52.44 | 95% | 2021-06-06 |
| 35616. | Jessica (cinderella_slipper) | 52.44 | 96% | 2015-12-15 |
| 35617. | Savvoula (savvoula) | 52.44 | 89% | 2014-09-09 |
| 35618. | spacerock (spacerock69) | 52.43 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| 35619. | Raz (rolexdegree) | 52.43 | 93% | 2021-03-20 |
| 35620. | Antonio (dextron) | 52.43 | 97% | 2015-04-27 |
| 35621. | Shanarae (shann) | 52.43 | — | 2008-11-21 |
| 35622. | Viet (deathangel88) | 52.43 | — | 2010-01-02 |
| 35623. | GreyZephyr (greyzephyr) | 52.43 | 96% | 2018-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |