What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1409. | Bryan (bubbleslim) | 82.09 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1410. | Spencer (noodalzi) | 82.09 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1411. | Jimmy (jphan98) | 82.08 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1412. | Max (sekuro) | 82.06 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 1413. | Sam (realsamxu) | 82.04 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1414. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 82.04 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| 1415. | Edward (kailhreds) | 82.02 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 1416. | k (mc0sta) | 82.02 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1417. | Cactus (cactus_jones) | 81.98 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
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| 1419. | guille (perritoguapo) | 81.97 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
| 1420. | Ankit (coolspeeder123) | 81.97 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1421. | Snow (snowmurai) | 81.96 | 95% | 2018-06-28 |
| 1422. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 81.90 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 1423. | Matthew (jerfinator) | 81.86 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 1424. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 81.85 | 96% | 2019-10-10 |
| 1425. | Luke (squirreltimee) | 81.81 | 96% | 2018-11-15 |
| 1426. | Jai (jaideepjr) | 81.79 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
| 1427. | kyubkubkubkubyub (kyubkubku... | 81.79 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1428. | sarai (yuki3721) | 81.77 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 1429. | Michael (doomcon) | 81.76 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1430. | Randy (rhomusic) | 81.71 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 1431. | Martin (martinlxn) | 81.71 | 98% | 2018-08-10 |
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| 1433. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 81.65 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
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| 1435. | Jean (seawardsalmon6) | 81.64 | 99% | 2020-10-07 |
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