As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16141. | Dystopia (wiz4rd) | 69.63 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 16142. | Arsalan (vodkagunznbabez) | 69.63 | 94% | 2017-05-26 |
| 16143. | Cameron (mickeykeg) | 69.62 | 97% | 2017-10-19 |
| 16144. | Sam (lapislazuli99) | 69.62 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 16145. | suchir (eternalzx) | 69.62 | 94.4% | 2023-07-13 |
| 16146. | Jack (jackcoleero) | 69.62 | 96% | 2021-11-30 |
| 16147. | norman khou (normankhou) | 69.61 | 95% | 2023-05-31 |
| 16148. | potato0329 (potato0329) | 69.61 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 16149. | darthnessi (darthnessi) | 69.61 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 16150. | fleece (fleece_johnson) | 69.60 | 99% | 2024-04-30 |
| 16151. | Thirteen (lucky_thirteen) | 69.60 | 95% | 2022-11-19 |
| 16152. | Eidolon (eidolonxiv) | 69.60 | 91% | 2016-08-07 |
| 16153. | IronPhoenix (iron_phoenix_104) | 69.60 | 95.8% | 2024-01-01 |
| 16154. | Nicholas (op_whitefang) | 69.60 | 94% | 2022-01-26 |
| 16155. | Rolf (epostenmin) | 69.60 | 86% | 2015-04-27 |
| 16156. | Mark (mysticc) | 69.60 | 94% | 2015-06-12 |
| 16157. | Alec (squidzzzzz) | 69.59 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 16158. | Mynte (myntepapir) | 69.59 | 93% | 2016-01-16 |
| 16159. | scut-黄光积 (yh_1314) | 69.59 | 95% | 2022-07-20 |
| 16160. | Vladimir (ahavran) | 69.59 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 16161. | dou (beahdou) | 69.59 | 98% | 2015-11-24 |
| 16162. | Taha (yohohoy) | 69.58 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 16163. | aidan (aidanfrencken) | 69.58 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 16164. | Gabci (gabci) | 69.57 | 96% | 2015-06-12 |
| 16165. | Douglas (slugdug) | 69.57 | 94% | 2015-11-06 |
| 16166. | Ren (emperorpenguin) | 69.57 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 16167. | Melissa (mel8402) | 69.57 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 16168. | Danny (arbitori) | 69.57 | 95% | 2021-07-09 |
| 16169. | Marco (castle190) | 69.57 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
| 16170. | nem (nem2k18) | 69.56 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |