Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 477. | (roguebelle) | 131.97 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 478. | Terran (t3rr4n) | 131.91 | 98% | 2011-08-16 |
| 479. | (zarniwoop7) | 131.90 | 99% | 2016-01-26 |
| 480. | (latigidigital) | 131.80 | 99% | 2012-03-03 |
| 481. | (qbzz) | 131.75 | 93% | 2012-10-15 |
| 482. | Alexander (nomak) | 131.75 | 98% | 2017-01-10 |
| 483. | (batterydc) | 131.72 | 98% | 2014-01-14 |
| 484. | Val (val_f) | 131.58 | 100% | 2022-08-31 |
| 485. | (airxq) | 131.55 | 99.4% | 2023-10-06 |
| 486. | fhbjnrng (fhbjnrng) | 131.44 | 99% | 2021-08-11 |
| 487. | lambdanaut (lambdanaut) | 131.44 | 99% | 2014-06-23 |
| 488. | (kriskringle) | 131.39 | 98% | 2013-01-19 |
| 489. | (junx2) | 131.33 | 98% | 2014-10-28 |
| 490. | (legendre) | 131.33 | 98% | 2013-06-22 |
| 491. | hello there (siglemic) | 131.32 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
| 492. | 粘り (clayjar) | 131.31 | 100% | 2012-09-17 |
| 493. | (sqube84) | 131.30 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 494. | bitny (brittanergh) | 131.23 | 95% | 2012-11-04 |
| 495. | (ahelia) | 131.18 | 99% | 2016-09-28 |
| 496. | artahian (aram90) | 131.18 | 98% | 2012-08-13 |
| 497. | Pzula (mitch7656) | 131.15 | 97% | 2015-09-27 |
| 498. | (dacevoltan) | 131.11 | 99% | 2016-08-10 |
| 499. | (dcyl) | 131.08 | 97% | 2011-07-07 |
| 500. | (scarlet_static) | 131.08 | 98% | 2012-05-09 |
| 501. | (teilo) | 131.00 | 98% | 2016-08-08 |
| 502. | (altheadevil) | 130.92 | 95% | 2015-09-06 |
| 503. | (cypher_xd) | 130.92 | 98% | 2020-07-31 |
| 504. | Jake (vicissitudes) | 130.92 | 98% | 2012-07-29 |
| 505. | Stephen (_arc27_) | 130.92 | 96% | 2012-04-02 |
| 506. | billy (billybobjr69420) | 130.92 | 99% | 2023-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |