So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 613. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 128.43 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 614. | (ml1326) | 128.43 | 99% | 2016-03-20 |
| 615. | (testingtesting) | 128.42 | 100% | 2013-11-13 |
| 616. | Ahmed (nesbmido) | 128.35 | 99% | 2021-05-12 |
| 617. | (pixis) | 128.33 | 96% | 2016-08-28 |
| 618. | (bwahaha) | 128.26 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 619. | (stomped) | 128.23 | 92% | 2014-02-26 |
| 620. | (lkelseyd) | 128.23 | 99% | 2012-08-18 |
| 621. | (quasiphoton) | 128.22 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 622. | (puttio) | 128.20 | 98% | 2015-08-23 |
| 623. | (darthbetterthanyou) | 128.19 | 99% | 2021-05-23 |
| 624. | (40320) | 128.18 | 99% | 2013-09-19 |
| 625. | sweetums (blush) | 128.15 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 626. | (aevi) | 128.14 | 99% | 2021-05-24 |
| 627. | (sobreezy) | 128.13 | 99% | 2013-05-06 |
| 628. | (exxczyk) | 128.13 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 629. | (sqube84) | 128.11 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 630. | (lauraqt) | 128.10 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 631. | (miharusakino) | 128.09 | 99% | 2012-07-21 |
| 632. | (pinksakura) | 128.02 | 98% | 2015-06-17 |
| 633. | (blandblur) | 128.01 | 94% | 2012-10-06 |
| 634. | (nirgle) | 127.96 | 97% | 2011-12-23 |
| 635. | (lotuspirate) | 127.96 | 98% | 2011-11-26 |
| 636. | J (erby) | 127.90 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 637. | (dethklok) | 127.90 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 638. | (ssj24) | 127.87 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
| 639. | (kerby_berby) | 127.81 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
| 640. | (sam_jack) | 127.80 | 97% | 2013-05-01 |
| 641. | (justyrusty) | 127.80 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 642. | (uninterested) | 127.78 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |