You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 688. | Ivan (ivan_ivanov) | 98.61 | 98% | 2019-07-08 |
| 689. | Edge (edgekaos) | 98.59 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 690. | Jack (pezzaperry) | 98.58 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 691. | ocodile (ocodile) | 98.56 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 692. | index finger spacebar user ... | 98.49 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 693. | Zelymm (toxicmyles) | 98.43 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
| 694. | Pedro (akhaiz) | 98.43 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 695. | S (stu217) | 98.42 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 696. | Hugh (mrpiface101) | 98.41 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 697. | Carmel (m_carmel) | 98.40 | 98% | 2019-10-11 |
| 698. | navI (heyitsivan) | 98.38 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 699. | Noam (noamaster88) | 98.38 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
| 700. | Paolo (invelt) | 98.38 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 701. | Cornbread (africanspacejesus) | 98.36 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 702. | (atypicaltypist) | 98.32 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 703. | Jamison (y4mz) | 98.30 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
| 704. | (sputype) | 98.27 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 705. | viRo (virosnes) | 98.26 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 706. | Darryl (eyetoonz) | 98.24 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 707. | Kristian (konpiv) | 98.21 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 708. | still walking (renzlor) | 98.19 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
| 709. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 98.19 | 99% | 2019-10-24 |
| 710. | John (chessant2015) | 98.16 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 711. | Jack (jr9810) | 98.15 | 99% | 2019-05-18 |
| 712. | Lester (lesterfan) | 98.10 | 97% | 2019-12-31 |
| 713. | _ (bic2000) | 98.08 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 714. | Leia (s_leia) | 98.04 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 715. | Michael (manbeck1) | 98.02 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 716. | sausage (mystclaw) | 97.96 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 717. | Arach (sun_not_real) | 97.94 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |