As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18264. | Be aware of cyclists! (irel... | 65.24 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 18265. | Aaron (aster120401) | 65.23 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
| 18266. | Ammar (ammarala23) | 65.23 | 94% | 2023-02-07 |
| 18267. | Egor (egors) | 65.23 | 94% | 2021-05-10 |
| 18268. | Shane Bhujel (wantlessorphan3) | 65.22 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 18269. | Sudipta (myselfsid) | 65.22 | 97.3% | 2021-03-01 |
| 18270. | daris (darisrp) | 65.22 | 94% | 2016-06-14 |
| 18271. | Med (medbar) | 65.21 | 91% | 2016-10-14 |
| 18272. | synseer (synseer) | 65.21 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 18273. | Quinn (cookiemonsterquinn) | 65.21 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 18274. | Woody (woody_wins_) | 65.21 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 18275. | Tremo (ahmedtremo) | 65.21 | 95% | 2022-07-12 |
| 18276. | Siri (sireon) | 65.20 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
| 18277. | codiguero (codiguero) | 65.20 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 18278. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 65.20 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
| 18279. | Stell (melodramatic) | 65.20 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 18280. | David (canofb3ans) | 65.19 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 18281. | SH BIPLOB (shbiplob5231) | 65.19 | 96% | 2025-07-12 |
| 18282. | mugu (mugumugu) | 65.19 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 18283. | Shawkat (spulok) | 65.19 | 98% | 2016-10-17 |
| 18284. | Darrick (xkj888418) | 65.19 | 89% | 2015-10-04 |
| 18285. | harez (theharez) | 65.18 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 18286. | Kanat (ergeshmametuulukanat) | 65.18 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 18287. | J (glizzydevourer) | 65.18 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 18288. | Kieran (godquack) | 65.18 | 95% | 2022-01-16 |
| 18289. | Rachana (rachanav) | 65.17 | 95% | 2022-03-18 |
| 18290. | Min Htin (minhtinmaung) | 65.17 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 18291. | Ioannis (ipaio) | 65.17 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 18292. | Abhinav (abhinavumangsingh189) | 65.16 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 18293. | Thomas (larryluciano) | 65.16 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |