Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 856. | PR (mrprx) | 101.56 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 857. | Xutong (eliclax) | 101.56 | 96% | 2019-08-19 |
| 858. | Name (You) (vergajo) | 101.55 | 99% | 2020-12-07 |
| 859. | Bobby (redsnake06) | 101.54 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 860. | Sokka (cactus_juice) | 101.53 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 861. | Arturo (skikdo) | 101.53 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 862. | Ronald (primarch) | 101.53 | 99% | 2020-01-10 |
| 863. | Kristen (kristenpoops) | 101.52 | 98% | 2019-02-18 |
| 864. | Cooper (cooper6581) | 101.47 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 865. | Alan (allanafdn) | 101.45 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 866. | Tyler (tjang) | 101.43 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 867. | SkimnerPhi (skyminer707) | 101.42 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
| 868. | (scaphism) | 101.41 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
| 869. | Brux (bruxsc) | 101.40 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 870. | Greg (draygar) | 101.39 | 100% | 2019-02-06 |
| 871. | Ethan (zeroch) | 101.39 | 95% | 2018-09-20 |
| 872. | Ava (spritemite) | 101.37 | 98% | 2019-03-03 |
| 873. | A (antykingfish4) | 101.36 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 874. | Alesandro (alesandroalbert) | 101.34 | 98% | 2019-09-16 |
| 875. | Taxx (taxx) | 101.31 | 98% | 2018-03-25 |
| 876. | Adm1n (vilius8) | 101.29 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 877. | The cute girl likes pink (o... | 101.28 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 878. | Youei (youei) | 101.26 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 879. | (scraex) | 101.26 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 880. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 101.23 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| 881. | Timothy (dingamer) | 101.23 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 882. | (´▽｀).。ｏ♡ (bobaf... | 101.22 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
| 883. | ethan (chorboe) | 101.19 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 884. | Chet (chetbaker) | 101.17 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 885. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 101.15 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |