Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24909. | riggers (riggers) | 60.61 | 95% | 2023-10-10 |
| 24910. | Matthew (mkin) | 60.61 | 92% | 2011-07-26 |
| 24911. | Ferdi (fndelacruz) | 60.61 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 24912. | Andrew (andrewandrew) | 60.61 | 95% | 2016-07-11 |
| 24913. | Andrew (acdunn10) | 60.60 | 93% | 2017-01-20 |
| 24914. | ☼Nikola☼ (5crownik007) | 60.60 | 94% | 2018-11-05 |
| 24915. | Othman (othmanaldefer) | 60.60 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 24916. | Darkvoid (darkvoidxd457) | 60.60 | 96.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 24917. | Eland (eelind) | 60.60 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 24918. | Ken (slowmode1) | 60.60 | 96% | 2015-01-26 |
| 24919. | Opmgad (opmgad) | 60.60 | 88% | 2016-01-18 |
| 24920. | Gaurav (droidiser) | 60.59 | 94% | 2015-01-22 |
| 24921. | Seohyun (seororo) | 60.59 | 94% | 2012-09-18 |
| 24922. | joanna (soltera) | 60.59 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 24923. | robert (robert1982) | 60.59 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 24924. | tstats[poffio] (poffio) | 60.59 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 24925. | ESh4d0w (e_shadow_2019) | 60.58 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 24926. | Scott (spritecranberyy_) | 60.58 | 94% | 2023-05-15 |
| 24927. | David (twistangst) | 60.58 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 24928. | Jon (clockwork) | 60.58 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 24929. | Regina (reggy_10) | 60.58 | 92% | 2016-01-17 |
| 24930. | Ramachandran (shibhu107) | 60.58 | 100% | 2011-10-14 |
| 24931. | Rick (fattymcgee) | 60.58 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
| 24932. | surya (mnnlgrey) | 60.57 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 24933. | Alex (awb101) | 60.57 | 94% | 2018-06-04 |
| 24934. | PL (patrick_legrand) | 60.57 | 94% | 2023-03-16 |
| 24935. | Ash (mastorash) | 60.57 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 24936. | Theron (imnomn) | 60.57 | 94% | 2013-12-21 |
| 24937. | Marc (wskc) | 60.57 | 93% | 2013-08-31 |
| 24938. | PeiYing (yanglala) | 60.57 | 94% | 2013-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |