So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3418. | (colobob) | 105.03 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 3419. | (niceonebrah) | 105.02 | 96% | 2013-11-04 |
| 3420. | (sbm66) | 105.02 | 97% | 2013-07-02 |
| 3421. | (whos_jo) | 105.01 | 99% | 2020-02-04 |
| 3422. | Zachary (zzomtceo) | 105.01 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 3423. | (viqing) | 105.01 | 95% | 2011-12-28 |
| 3424. | Ibrahim (ibrahimtyper) | 105.01 | 99% | 2020-05-19 |
| 3425. | (60_wpm) | 105.01 | 97% | 2013-10-19 |
| 3426. | (greencheetaz) | 105.00 | 96% | 2016-09-30 |
| 3427. | (itchyhuman) | 105.00 | 95% | 2021-07-17 |
| 3428. | (namae_nanka) | 105.00 | 97% | 2013-04-06 |
| 3429. | (halo25) | 105.00 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 3430. | Raidan (raidan) | 104.99 | 95% | 2014-06-16 |
| 3431. | (darriog) | 104.99 | 99% | 2019-03-30 |
| 3432. | (back4m0re) | 104.99 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 3433. | (trimalchio) | 104.99 | 97% | 2012-09-25 |
| 3434. | (mccnuggets) | 104.98 | 97% | 2014-05-22 |
| 3435. | (iuyhcdfs) | 104.98 | 98% | 2017-11-13 |
| 3436. | Chris (sprintf) | 104.98 | — | 2010-12-10 |
| 3437. | (moisturized) | 104.98 | 94% | 2016-05-03 |
| 3438. | (takeshii) | 104.97 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 3439. | Financier (financier) | 104.97 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 3440. | Kevin (xanthanpower) | 104.97 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 3441. | (eyetoonz) | 104.97 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 3442. | Max (mcmax92) | 104.97 | 97% | 2016-08-15 |
| 3443. | (bluedozer123) | 104.97 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 3444. | average discord mod (ifeelp... | 104.96 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 3445. | Real (not_available_name) | 104.96 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 3446. | (darkjdm) | 104.96 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 3447. | (carengee) | 104.94 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |