So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22000. | Ifrah (ahmed_ifrah) | 65.31 | 94% | 2023-05-05 |
| 22001. | Wake (awriter) | 65.31 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 22002. | gujjar (gujjarji) | 65.31 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 22003. | Cezar (outstanding29wpm) | 65.31 | 93% | 2021-05-31 |
| 22004. | ... (ihavenoideawhattomakem... | 65.31 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 22005. | DDennit (nauruto4500) | 65.31 | 97% | 2014-09-08 |
| 22006. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 65.31 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
| 22007. | Vadim (vadimk) | 65.31 | 99% | 2012-04-05 |
| 22008. | mujib (mogibm2007) | 65.31 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 22009. | Amit (_amit_) | 65.30 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 22010. | beeboe (beepbopped) | 65.30 | 97.7% | 2023-06-13 |
| 22011. | TheHurriedRabbit (thehurrie... | 65.30 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 22012. | Nikolaj (baseyard) | 65.30 | 94% | 2016-04-20 |
| 22013. | BEYOND (biglion) | 65.30 | 94% | 2013-04-28 |
| 22014. | divyam(India) (divyam) | 65.30 | 99% | 2016-10-26 |
| 22015. | onlinetichoi (onlinetichoi) | 65.30 | 93% | 2013-10-13 |
| 22016. | Amr (amr620) | 65.29 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 22017. | Mr. (mr_k) | 65.29 | 95% | 2011-06-09 |
| 22018. | Jaye (f4ithnloy4i) | 65.29 | 87% | 2012-05-31 |
| 22019. | Zo (zotorious) | 65.29 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 22020. | Corinne (spreeleicora) | 65.29 | 98% | 2011-06-21 |
| 22021. | Frank (frankthechamp) | 65.29 | 95% | 2015-05-09 |
| 22022. | apoodle_ (molltenlol) | 65.28 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 22023. | Snake (rafasnakeez) | 65.28 | 96% | 2023-05-27 |
| 22024. | Nibblet (nibbletdaking) | 65.28 | 94% | 2023-05-19 |
| 22025. | Carrot555] (carrot555) | 65.28 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 22026. | thach (vngoct1) | 65.28 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
| 22027. | Tom (cookietom) | 65.27 | 95% | 2022-05-11 |
| 22028. | Yanning (yanningt) | 65.27 | 88% | 2015-06-27 |
| 22029. | Ulysse (ulysse98) | 65.27 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |