I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5206. | Octo (octophobia) | 99.68 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 5207. | xavier (xxavier) | 99.67 | 98.5% | 2024-10-07 |
| 5208. | Radu (radu9501) | 99.66 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5209. | delete (21037102912937) | 99.65 | 98% | 2025-04-19 |
| 5210. | Nic (scylla1) | 99.65 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 5211. | wyss (wyss) | 99.65 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 5212. | Dexter (dexterkun) | 99.64 | 98.3% | 2024-08-19 |
| 5213. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 99.64 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5214. | GeneralCuddles (taelfael) | 99.63 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 5215. | Modesta (modestaapje) | 99.63 | 93% | 2016-09-27 |
| 5216. | Julius (juliusda) | 99.62 | 98% | 2025-07-22 |
| 5217. | jangar (dvorjack) | 99.62 | 99% | 2023-01-28 |
| 5218. | Andrew (andrew_the_guy) | 99.62 | 99% | 2024-11-20 |
| 5219. | Alex (hirage) | 99.62 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 5220. | James (jamesof92) | 99.61 | 95% | 2015-12-05 |
| 5221. | tstats[daball] (daball) | 99.61 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 5222. | Dale (owenone) | 99.60 | 98% | 2020-07-11 |
| 5223. | RyeBread (shmuggit) | 99.60 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 5224. | Nub (n0bman) | 99.60 | 98.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 5225. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 99.60 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 5226. | k (mc0sta) | 99.60 | 99% | 2024-04-07 |
| 5227. | Zaforkudo (zaforkudo) | 99.59 | 97% | 2025-05-03 |
| 5228. | Lucas Wardly (lwardly) | 99.59 | 96% | 2024-04-15 |
| 5229. | gabe (gabeeeeee) | 99.59 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 5230. | Gay (fujikage999) | 99.58 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 5231. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 99.58 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| 5232. | TheOneAndOnlyX (theoneandon... | 99.58 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 5233. | Daniel (dlomboy) | 99.58 | 98% | 2024-02-26 |
| 5234. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 99.58 | 99% | 2017-10-28 |
| 5235. | whupdup (whupdup) | 99.58 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |