So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17366. | lawrence (ghost_7) | 72.23 | 92% | 2011-10-18 |
| 17367. | Backman (baqmann1) | 72.22 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 17368. | David (dvdvmchmch) | 72.22 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 17369. | Dan (cantdecidedan) | 72.22 | 99% | 2023-03-06 |
| 17370. | Aidan (aidanmac6) | 72.22 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 17371. | anne (strawberrybannenana) | 72.22 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 17372. | Sushi (yinyang) | 72.22 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 17373. | Kent (kentwinder) | 72.22 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 17374. | Amal (nemesis_of_99) | 72.22 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 17375. | Bálint (diabolokiller) | 72.21 | 96.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 17376. | Cedric (vlako) | 72.21 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 17377. | Prithvi (prithvi18) | 72.21 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 17378. | neo12 (neo12) | 72.21 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 17379. | Mandeep (mani7246) | 72.21 | 100% | 2022-04-12 |
| 17380. | Deron (deronleon) | 72.21 | 93% | 2012-12-04 |
| 17381. | Travis (sn0wst0rm) | 72.20 | 93% | 2017-01-02 |
| 17382. | c (collinc_216) | 72.19 | 93% | 2020-03-28 |
| 17383. | Dean (tennis2002) | 72.19 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 17384. | GeekyPianst (geekypianst) | 72.19 | 95% | 2022-09-23 |
| 17385. | Ludvig (spongeblob) | 72.19 | 90% | 2013-09-06 |
| 17386. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 72.19 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 17387. | Nancy (ladysarissa) | 72.19 | 94% | 2014-07-25 |
| 17388. | Gregorio (dervock) | 72.19 | 93% | 2017-04-07 |
| 17389. | Ashley (asherain) | 72.19 | 95% | 2013-12-17 |
| 17390. | nikoloz (nikoloz93) | 72.18 | 97% | 2014-04-23 |
| 17391. | Rudy (rudyp) | 72.18 | 94% | 2018-12-24 |
| 17392. | Indiastopsww3 (vivekpjoshy) | 72.18 | 91% | 2014-05-25 |
| 17393. | Luke (gidgehuet) | 72.18 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
| 17394. | Jason (philphan25) | 72.17 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 17395. | Quan (quandool) | 72.17 | 94% | 2023-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |