The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23384. | anurag tara (fastest_racer) | 70.45 | 97.2% | 2023-11-19 |
| 23385. | Korbin (auvvia) | 70.45 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 23386. | fried_egg (fried_egg) | 70.45 | 95% | 2019-10-19 |
| 23387. | ptrickr (gabriel7patrick) | 70.45 | 94.6% | 2024-01-05 |
| 23388. | TyperBoi (boigirlboi) | 70.44 | 95% | 2025-01-09 |
| 23389. | ilovehacipupu (ilovehacipupu) | 70.44 | 97.2% | 2024-11-21 |
| 23390. | Abhijeet (abhijeetorama) | 70.44 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 23391. | Eli (exman23) | 70.44 | 96% | 2024-06-05 |
| 23392. | Anthony (infinity_falls) | 70.44 | 96% | 2024-07-01 |
| 23393. | HeRo (h_e_) | 70.44 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
| 23394. | McGallion (rozo546) | 70.44 | 98% | 2024-05-02 |
| 23395. | KyloRennAweh7 (kkorv22) | 70.44 | 96.6% | 2024-01-03 |
| 23396. | Ramson (rammun) | 70.44 | 97.9% | 2024-08-02 |
| 23397. | Joses (radcaly) | 70.44 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 23398. | Maz3l (maz3l) | 70.44 | 96% | 2017-08-10 |
| 23399. | Blackrider (gvim) | 70.44 | 99% | 2012-03-17 |
| 23400. | ζεεΊζ (vhoudini) | 70.43 | 95% | 2025-06-10 |
| 23401. | Joe (captainkirk28) | 70.43 | 96% | 2025-08-06 |
| 23402. | MO (mohady22) | 70.43 | 96.9% | 2025-03-31 |
| 23403. | Lunaea (lunaea) | 70.43 | 99% | 2024-05-17 |
| 23404. | spom2323 (spom2323) | 70.43 | 97% | 2024-10-07 |
| 23405. | Brad (bradlaaay) | 70.43 | 96.7% | 2024-02-12 |
| 23406. | Ubadineke (ubadineke) | 70.43 | 95.6% | 2025-02-19 |
| 23407. | Anthony (tonymontaro) | 70.43 | 98% | 2024-09-04 |
| 23408. | crazy (flappybirb) | 70.43 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 23409. | Not_Stable (not_stable) | 70.43 | 95% | 2021-10-31 |
| 23410. | Aram (arejmm7) | 70.43 | 95% | 2016-08-15 |
| 23411. | son (son1708) | 70.42 | 97% | 2024-09-10 |
| 23412. | Lloyd Briggs (keelzpdx) | 70.42 | 98% | 2024-05-24 |
| 23413. | haytch (haytch) | 70.42 | 95% | 2023-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |