I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4023. | Jeff (ch0rtle) | 103.93 | 98% | 2025-03-05 |
| 4024. | Thomas (fifthshift) | 103.92 | 96% | 2015-12-23 |
| 4025. | Austin (austins350) | 103.91 | 97% | 2018-05-09 |
| 4026. | S (codedeft) | 103.91 | 99% | 2019-10-20 |
| 4027. | sana (sanamirei) | 103.91 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
| 4028. | Kiara (katherynbane) | 103.90 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 4029. | Edwin (edweezy) | 103.90 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 4030. | Saurabh (saurabhkarkii) | 103.90 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 4031. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 103.89 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 4032. | 707 (jujutsu_sorcerer) | 103.88 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 4033. | Jimmy (jimbozeub128) | 103.88 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 4034. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 103.87 | 98% | 2020-03-27 |
| 4035. | Sheesh (xenosheesh) | 103.86 | 97% | 2024-09-10 |
| 4036. | nytecolor (nytecolor) | 103.86 | 98% | 2025-02-16 |
| 4037. | D (dwizzle59) | 103.86 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 4038. | Buhlerr (buhlerr) | 103.86 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
| 4039. | Jakar (jakar) | 103.85 | 99% | 2025-02-17 |
| 4040. | Split Boi (split_boi) | 103.85 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 4041. | dustyvoid (dustyvoid) | 103.84 | 96% | 2024-11-30 |
| 4042. | Silentlisp (silentlisp) | 103.84 | 99% | 2024-04-19 |
| 4043. | Mahdi (sick0speed) | 103.84 | 98.7% | 2024-03-23 |
| 4044. | Mark (alexpoke) | 103.84 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 4045. | Timmy (chet09) | 103.84 | 99% | 2024-05-17 |
| 4046. | Alvaro (alvaronunes900) | 103.84 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 4047. | xena (scogx3281) | 103.84 | 96.6% | 2025-01-15 |
| 4048. | FMURTADHO (fmurtadho) | 103.83 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 4049. | Gotta go (mattjl) | 103.82 | 99% | 2021-11-22 |
| 4050. | Tomas (kexyyy) | 103.82 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 4051. | Andrew (vanilla51111) | 103.82 | 88% | 2017-02-12 |
| 4052. | Kristopher (krris) | 103.81 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |