The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13835. | Omar (sinnowc) | 38.24 | 95.3% | 2023-10-18 |
| 13836. | cprise (cprise) | 38.24 | 96% | 2012-03-23 |
| 13837. | Nick (ivicious) | 38.23 | 84% | 2016-01-30 |
| 13838. | 6 (hld67890) | 38.23 | 92% | 2014-12-21 |
| 13839. | lwingyee (lwingyee) | 38.23 | 92% | 2015-09-07 |
| 13840. | Shamim (shamimiqram) | 38.23 | 90% | 2017-05-09 |
| 13841. | Nourhan (nourhan_hanna) | 38.23 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 13842. | Meet (meet_singh88) | 38.23 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13843. | jeijei (jeijei_) | 38.23 | 93% | 2023-09-28 |
| 13844. | Gabriel (grimproduct) | 38.23 | 91% | 2020-08-29 |
| 13845. | Jiratchaya (jsamutsakorn) | 38.22 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 13846. | Carpusher (carpusher) | 38.22 | 92% | 2012-06-12 |
| 13847. | Rammstein (rammsteinam) | 38.22 | 97% | 2011-07-20 |
| 13848. | Loading.... (xbooza) | 38.22 | 94% | 2020-02-08 |
| 13849. | Catherine (cscott360) | 38.22 | 99% | 2012-07-24 |
| 13850. | Yel (mariel81095) | 38.22 | 95% | 2016-05-04 |
| 13851. | mehul (mehul25491) | 38.21 | 96% | 2014-08-07 |
| 13852. | spiros (spiros) | 38.21 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 13853. | din (nhatdin90) | 38.21 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 13854. | rieru (rieru) | 38.21 | 94% | 2020-09-26 |
| 13855. | Sevik (khsevik) | 38.21 | 90% | 2021-09-18 |
| 13856. | Pieter (amusedsandpaper) | 38.20 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 13857. | Seraphine (bigmomom) | 38.20 | 95.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13858. | Carl (sy52) | 38.20 | 92% | 2017-10-28 |
| 13859. | .̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤... | 38.20 | 96% | 2014-12-03 |
| 13860. | menkuo (stevenkk) | 38.20 | 93% | 2012-04-17 |
| 13861. | Adam (adamrotal) | 38.20 | 94% | 2011-12-27 |
| 13862. | DezzardHD (dezzardhd) | 38.20 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 13863. | Marcus (markaniv) | 38.20 | 86% | 2015-12-16 |
| 13864. | rambo333 (rambo333) | 38.19 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |