As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12953. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 77.43 | 95% | 2023-01-17 |
| 12954. | nyet (slickman) | 77.43 | 96.5% | 2024-08-28 |
| 12955. | James (jumblez) | 77.43 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 12956. | God (godlevel) | 77.43 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 12957. | type beats (blackjack245) | 77.43 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 12958. | Edward (batskater1234) | 77.43 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 12959. | tinkureddy (tinkureddy) | 77.43 | 93% | 2016-02-15 |
| 12960. | DKTang (killnoevil) | 77.42 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 12961. | Nilanjan (nilthedev) | 77.42 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 12962. | SilverBooch (silverbooch2033) | 77.42 | 96.4% | 2023-06-05 |
| 12963. | Dheeraj (dpsharma2050) | 77.42 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
| 12964. | predatorpirana (predatorpir... | 77.42 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 12965. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 77.42 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
| 12966. | Nahwhal (choochoolane) | 77.42 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 12967. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 77.41 | 97.9% | 2023-11-09 |
| 12968. | tuffghost (namtap) | 77.41 | 91% | 2015-08-07 |
| 12969. | Mike (plasmo24) | 77.40 | 97.2% | 2023-05-18 |
| 12970. | Kevin (pekkanator1) | 77.40 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 12971. | Boba (tapiocaman) | 77.40 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 12972. | Levy (speedylevy) | 77.40 | 97% | 2015-08-21 |
| 12973. | HANMANT (hanmantvw) | 77.40 | 97% | 2016-04-04 |
| 12974. | Flansgorp (flansgorp) | 77.40 | 97% | 2015-04-08 |
| 12975. | Duc (sungjinwoo2001) | 77.39 | 97.9% | 2023-05-25 |
| 12976. | masoniya (masoniya) | 77.39 | 96% | 2018-08-26 |
| 12977. | Abu Shaikh (abu_nibir) | 77.38 | 98.4% | 2023-09-22 |
| 12978. | Sam (samsrm) | 77.38 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 12979. | Lily (lwege) | 77.38 | 97.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 12980. | Leon (leon2k2k2k) | 77.38 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 12981. | aa (elk111) | 77.37 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 12982. | Prakhar (menate) | 77.37 | 95% | 2023-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |