So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30437. | Jeremy (reallybigteeth) | 51.08 | 96% | 2018-05-14 |
| 30438. | Super slow (jan_war) | 51.07 | 93% | 2021-09-14 |
| 30439. | Aleksandr (fonleyb) | 51.07 | 95% | 2018-12-24 |
| 30440. | Masud (parves1527) | 51.07 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
| 30441. | mikhail (meliseev) | 51.07 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 30442. | Damba (damba) | 51.07 | 96% | 2014-05-31 |
| 30443. | Jake (laketype) | 51.06 | 92% | 2021-05-10 |
| 30444. | PeTerr (earththang99) | 51.06 | 94% | 2021-04-28 |
| 30445. | Aerion (zvayne) | 51.06 | 93.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 30446. | Ronit (megatopia) | 51.06 | 96% | 2022-05-04 |
| 30447. | grego2612 (grego2612) | 51.06 | 96% | 2017-01-07 |
| 30448. | Miranda (msteward) | 51.06 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| 30449. | Elvis (elvislevis) | 51.05 | 94% | 2022-05-25 |
| 30450. | felix (fel1x) | 51.05 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 30451. | Beheshta (beheshta) | 51.05 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 30452. | Amani (amani7) | 51.05 | 96% | 2014-02-14 |
| 30453. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 51.04 | 91% | 2015-03-20 |
| 30454. | ER1 (erwinorig) | 51.04 | 94% | 2022-04-29 |
| 30455. | oodon (imredranksindbd) | 51.04 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 30456. | |-♥- (phoebe_chen) | 51.04 | 84% | 2011-10-19 |
| 30457. | Alireza (icyhot90) | 51.04 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 30458. | Abdelslaam (iamnotlegend) | 51.04 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 30459. | Spas (spas) | 51.04 | 91% | 2016-01-31 |
| 30460. | RaKeisha (keisha10) | 51.04 | 95% | 2012-03-29 |
| 30461. | gari (gari) | 51.04 | 93% | 2012-07-27 |
| 30462. | Anushka (bowiesh) | 51.03 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 30463. | HAFIZ (hafizshahzaman) | 51.03 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 30464. | IP 355 (zot07) | 51.03 | — | 2010-08-17 |
| 30465. | Parag (parag_gn) | 51.02 | 95% | 2022-02-09 |
| 30466. | Martin (niquid) | 51.02 | 95% | 2018-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |